who in the world would know of Tanzania if it didn’t neighbor Kenya.
just like asking who would know about mexico if it didn’t border the USA?
from our imitable athletes
to ejaculating the first black president of the united states
noble prize winning citizens like maathai
to Oscar winning actresses in lupita
darn you even the mara is the crown jewel of Serengeti
and you get to view Kilimanjaro from amboseli Kenya! yes,that quintessential poster of Africa; an elephant with Kilimanjaro in the background, that is amboseli Kenya. sorry Tanzania.
and lamu is more authentic and cultured than Zanzibar,which you traded for a mighty canon digisuperlense so you could broadcast taifa stars live getting thrashed by papua new guinea. its amazing since no other country can broadcast a soccer match live!
so we understand when you have to bury yourselves in brand labels and all that tacky shit. we get it.
but please don’t destroy us with that digisuper lense! please have mercy!
Twende kazi utachoka na TZ.
Facts you never know about TZ
[ol]
[li]Tanzania has the most expensive hardwood tree in the world.[/li][li]The earliest human skull in the world was discovered in Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania[/li][li]Tanzania has the largest concentration of animals per square kilometer, in the world[/li][li]30% of country’s area is occupied with National Parks, with 16 parks, 13 nature reserves, and 38 protected areas.[/li][li]The highest free standing mountain in the world, Mt. Kilimanjaro, is located in Tanzania. It is also the highest mountain in Africa. [/li][li]Tanzania shares its national anthem With South Africa and Zambia.[/li][li]The Ruaha National Park is the home to largest population of wild elephants in all of Eastern Africa[/li][li]Tanzania also houses the world’s largest volcanic crater, Ngorongoro, with a diameter of 19kms and is 600m deep.[/li][li]Lake Manyara National Park in Tanzania, the home to world’s only tree climbing lions.[/li][li]Tanzania is the largest producer of cloves in the world. Cloves are its main export.[/li][li]Tanzania is surrounded by 3 of the world’s most magnificent lakes – Lake Victoria, Lake Tanganyika, and Lake Nyasa.[/li][li]The Selous Game Reserve is the largest unexploited animal reserve in the world.[/li][li]There are 162 different tribes actively living in Tanzania and each is unique in their own way.[/li][li]The only place you can find Tanzanite is Tanzania[/li][li]Researchers find game-changing helium reserve in Tanzania[/li][li]Tanzania is among of 16 countries in the World with the reserve of Uranium [/li][li]Lake Tanganyika in Tanzania is the Second deepest Lake in the World[/li][li]The shortest war in history was fought in 1896 in Tanzania between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar. It lasted only 45 minutes.[/li][li]The Serengeti is home to the the Ol Doinyo Lengai; the only volcano on the planet that is currently erupting carbonatite lava. This mineral rich carbonate lava is washed down to the plains where it fertilizes the land.[/li][li]Tanzania is one of the last remaining places when the possibility of discovering a new species still exists. In 2003, a new monkey, the kipunji, was discovered and is extremely rare with a population of only about one thousand animals.[/li][li]Zanzibar, a port city of Tanzania, is a cosmopolitan hotspot which dominates East African culture. Its long history with Arab rulers, Indian workers, Portuguese traders and European colonizers have created a unique blend of traditions, cuisine, music, dance forms and arts.[/li][li]Dar es Salaam, a city in eastern Tanzania, is the largest city in the country. It’s also the largest Swahili-speaking city in the world and has given birth to many great men in Africa’s history.[/li][li]Tanzanians love hip hop music and has created Bongo Flava, which is an amalgamation of international styles like reggae, afrobeat, blues, rasta and dancehall with local musical traditions like taarab and dansi.[/li][li]Tanzania is a friendly country in diplomatic circles, but the country did declare war on neighboring Uganda on October 30, 1978. Tanzania totally owned the Ugandans and won a victory after 5 months.[/li][li]The world’s longest river, the Nile is most synonymous with the world’s first civilization – The Egyptian Civilization. This river originates from Lake Victoria, Tanzania.[/li][li]Lake Victoria also happens to be the largest tropical lake and the second largest freshwater lake in the world.[/li][li]In 1960 Jane Goodall studied the behavior of free-living chimpanzees in the Gombe National Park of Tanzania that still stands as the longest-running study of its kind in the world.[/li][li]Lake Natron is alkaline, salty, and incredibly hot. No one would expect it to be the breeding place for Flamingos. (Red Lake). Is called Magic Place[/li][li]Tanzania is the only African nation to possess a dual-government structure[/li][li]Zanzibar was the first place in Africa to introduce color television in 1973.[/li][/ol]
that’s exactly the issue. that as a Tanzanian, you have to crawl here and prove yourself. no one had a problem with Tanzania to begin with. but hey, you just had to show up with your loud mouth donned in nike head to toe…lol
Tanzania is what you see when you hit the border in amboseli. that’s how most of the world sees it. naomba tafadhali ukalishe matako chini.
incase you didn’t know, watalii flock there because of the perception of you being tools that that pay homage to white skin with all the bowing down,tafadhalis and naombas…
we are too smart for that garbage and watalii know us as brash and hard to take advantage of. despite being put in their place though, watalii still cant resist Kenya. they first come to Kenya, then eventually go to Tanzania.
watalii mean nothing here
[COLOR=rgb(255, 0, 0)]SELF PROMUGULATION. [COLOR=rgb(64, 64, 64)]80% of what you are promoting is a natural phenomenon ( naturally occuring) . Not human creation- was not created by ingenuity or effort(sweat).
It would be nice if you placed something that a Tanzanian created or discovered.
