hoe_is_life:
So, I posted a thread earlier asking for the most dingy brothels in CBD, and so I did the most honourable thing a villager can do, I visited them all. Results ziko hivi
Relax Inn - it’s located in Duruma rd. Adjacent to the famous Texas. Dingy heaven. This place carries the most hoes in the CBD currently. All shapes and sizes, mostly the young ones (over 18 still).
Shida ya hii place imejaa sana to the maximum, plus the crowd ya huko mostly wanakaa tu wakora, if you prefer to drink I can’t recommend. Security ni wewe.
Sabina Joy - Can’t classify it as dingy, they’ve upgraded. Very clean and secure spot located in the middle of the CBD, Moi ave. The hoes are hot and drinks expensive.
Somerset (Currently Soma) - Located at Latema adjacent to the famous Modern Green. They have upgraded the place since last time I was there, still dingy and the hoes are desperate and in plenty. Security ni karau kukushika kwa hiyo chuom hapo nje.
Tea Room - wamama
Rico Fries - Located at the end of Luthuli ave. Ukishuka downtown. Chilled spot, the hoes are aggressive but a bit friendly. All types young and old. Usi make friends na hoes. No matter how lonely you are. Utakumbuka tu hii statement ukipigwa character development.
Green Club - Fancy, not dingy. Located at Latema. Drinks are a bit highly priced. Hoes are available kwa rooms na some in the bar.
Sophia Joy - I left this as my favourite for last. Located at Keekorok rd. Near the famous liddos opposite Gabeez. I love the place. If you prefer dingy places this is it. The crowd is very ratchet, people are free with each other. Ukikaa mbaya utaibiwa ama ukuwe fala ubuyie watu drinks. The hoes are super fly and still down to earth, some even look like university graduates. Again, make friends with hoes at your own risk.
The other places are just not worth mentioning. Boring and unreliable. I have plenty of pictures and videos from the tour, with so much booty. Available for generous donors, nipate pesa ya ku explore strip clubs. Thank you for your input. If I didn’t mention your favourite joint ya kuosha eyes, let me know.
Cheers.
Now let me give you a list of where you will be getting your ARVs.
1)KNH:Abit crowded, aggressive nurses
2)Kanjo Clinics: Very crowded with rude nurses
3)KU Hospital : Not crowded with confused nurses
Gwa
September 3, 2021, 6:58am
42
Relax Inn nayo it’s dingy AF. Wasee wakusukuma handcarts ndio maballers huko
TrumanCapote:
Now let me give you a list of where you will be getting your ARVs.
1)KNH:Abit crowded, aggressive nurses
2)Kanjo Clinics: Very crowded with rude nurses
3)KU Hospital : Not crowded with confused nurses
How long have you been taking them?
hoe_is_life:
Relax Inn - it’s located in Duruma rd. Adjacent to the famous Texas. Dingy heaven. This place carries the most hoes in the CBD currently. All shapes and sizes, mostly the young ones (over 18 still).
Ngoja kidogo… Relax Inn haina place ya kukunywa. Ama ni mimi sikuona?
Iko nayo, place ya vikombe hapo 1st floor, pita hao magaldem wako hapo nje uingie kwa bar.
Fiti. Next time nazurura nitapitia.
hoe_is_life:
So, I posted a thread earlier asking for the most dingy brothels in CBD, and so I did the most honourable thing a villager can do, I visited them all. Results ziko hivi
Relax Inn - it’s located in Duruma rd. Adjacent to the famous Texas. Dingy heaven. This place carries the most hoes in the CBD currently. All shapes and sizes, mostly the young ones (over 18 still).
Shida ya hii place imejaa sana to the maximum, plus the crowd ya huko mostly wanakaa tu wakora, if you prefer to drink I can’t recommend. Security ni wewe.
Sabina Joy - Can’t classify it as dingy, they’ve upgraded. Very clean and secure spot located in the middle of the CBD, Moi ave. The hoes are hot and drinks expensive.
Somerset (Currently Soma) - Located at Latema adjacent to the famous Modern Green. They have upgraded the place since last time I was there, still dingy and the hoes are desperate and in plenty. Security ni karau kukushika kwa hiyo chuom hapo nje.
Tea Room - wamama
Rico Fries - Located at the end of Luthuli ave. Ukishuka downtown. Chilled spot, the hoes are aggressive but a bit friendly. All types young and old. Usi make friends na hoes. No matter how lonely you are. Utakumbuka tu hii statement ukipigwa character development.
Green Club - Fancy, not dingy. Located at Latema. Drinks are a bit highly priced. Hoes are available kwa rooms na some in the bar.
Sophia Joy - I left this as my favourite for last. Located at Keekorok rd. Near the famous liddos opposite Gabeez. I love the place. If you prefer dingy places this is it. The crowd is very ratchet, people are free with each other. Ukikaa mbaya utaibiwa ama ukuwe fala ubuyie watu drinks. The hoes are super fly and still down to earth, some even look like university graduates. Again, make friends with hoes at your own risk.
The other places are just not worth mentioning. Boring and unreliable. I have plenty of pictures and videos from the tour, with so much booty. Available for generous donors, nipate pesa ya ku explore strip clubs. Thank you for your input. If I didn’t mention your favourite joint ya kuosha eyes, let me know.
Cheers.
Huwezi afford lanye za pale Amboseli lane?
Unataka kuenda kuuza mkundu?
Bro, mimi huwa sifanyi kazi moja na babako
rt12
September 15, 2021, 10:18am
51
as a frequenter, i agree… although there is one, next to kukena shuttle. an entrance next to a chips place, it has no name, and you pay 100 for entrance to the “land of milkand honey”
very decent place although because somebody got shot in town last week, i passed by there on that day in the evening for some evening shenanigans and i was arrested as i left the place. been there 1000 times at least but have been arrrested only once.
rt12
September 15, 2021, 10:19am
52
and also relative safety. no bro hell is safe, but on that scale, there is variations.
rt12
September 15, 2021, 10:22am
53
there is
hoe_is_life:
So, I posted a thread earlier asking for the most dingy brothels in CBD, and so I did the most honourable thing a villager can do, I visited them all. Results ziko hivi
Relax Inn - it’s located in Duruma rd. Adjacent to the famous Texas. Dingy heaven. This place carries the most hoes in the CBD currently. All shapes and sizes, mostly the young ones (over 18 still).
Shida ya hii place imejaa sana to the maximum, plus the crowd ya huko mostly wanakaa tu wakora, if you prefer to drink I can’t recommend. Security ni wewe.
Sabina Joy - Can’t classify it as dingy, they’ve upgraded. Very clean and secure spot located in the middle of the CBD, Moi ave. The hoes are hot and drinks expensive.
Somerset (Currently Soma) - Located at Latema adjacent to the famous Modern Green. They have upgraded the place since last time I was there, still dingy and the hoes are desperate and in plenty. Security ni karau kukushika kwa hiyo chuom hapo nje.
Tea Room - wamama
Rico Fries - Located at the end of Luthuli ave. Ukishuka downtown. Chilled spot, the hoes are aggressive but a bit friendly. All types young and old. Usi make friends na hoes. No matter how lonely you are. Utakumbuka tu hii statement ukipigwa character development.
Green Club - Fancy, not dingy. Located at Latema. Drinks are a bit highly priced. Hoes are available kwa rooms na some in the bar.
Sophia Joy - I left this as my favourite for last. Located at Keekorok rd. Near the famous liddos opposite Gabeez. I love the place. If you prefer dingy places this is it. The crowd is very ratchet, people are free with each other. Ukikaa mbaya utaibiwa ama ukuwe fala ubuyie watu drinks. The hoes are super fly and still down to earth, some even look like university graduates. Again, make friends with hoes at your own risk.
The other places are just not worth mentioning. Boring and unreliable. I have plenty of pictures and videos from the tour, with so much booty. Available for generous donors, nipate pesa ya ku explore strip clubs. Thank you for your input. If I didn’t mention your favourite joint ya kuosha eyes, let me know.
Cheers.
there is a brothel at OTC. those ones are very decent.
this list should have prices, lest one mhfucker goes there, pays 1000 ksh and spoils for the rest of us.
rt12
September 15, 2021, 10:23am
54
to be honest, that is quite true.
but usiwahi patikana ukitoka and they are outside.
if so, rudi tu ndani walai.
rt12
September 15, 2021, 10:27am
55
anon46421834:
Hio ya kukuwa friendly na hoes I think is dependent on the hoe, sio wote wabaya. There is a petite yellow yellow I banged in Rico fryz.nilishindwa kukam after kumpendua styles zote mpaka tukagongewa mlango. I had drunk too much Faxe I think. I told her we go to Milano, she was game. Nivenye I lost saik and continued drinking instead. The next time I met her I reminded her how I didnt cum last time akacheka yake yote. She asked me kwani ulikua umekunywa nini last time. Told her asijali what I drank, Leo lazima revenge. Akasema Sawa. Bado alikua anakunywa malt nimemnunulia nikamshow tubebe drinks. Told her we go to Milano akasema hakuna haja. Kumbe ricoz pia iko na rooms za 3hours unalipa 500bob.Tulienda huko nikamkula missionary then doggie tukarudi kukunywa. I only paid 400bob shoti mbili. After she left me at the table, aka ni call akiniambia nitoke ricoz coz makarao wanafanya operation. Walikua wamejaza watu kwa mariamu after kuwa arrest hizo ma club zingine vip na tearoom. The time was around 11am on a Thursday.As I was leaving, wochie wa ricoz akanishow niendelee kuchapa drinks coz already ashachapa ile mlango ya burglar proof kifuli mbili makarao hawawezi ingia. I sat down nikaendelea ku drink. At around midday huyo hoe akarudi akanichapia story venye watu wame bebwa. Alidai nimbaie bia mbili halafu nimkule shoti moja but sikuwa na saik. Kuna venye mtu huboeka akishanyanduana. Si mapoko wote wabaya.
to be honest, i share the same sentiment.
si wote ni wabaya. myself, i once banged this hoe (just last month) and since i happen to be abnormally large ( based on research findings) she likes me so much alisema anadai nim oe. but i just said yes because i know how this games are played.
tulipanga plan, that ntaorder hiv test kit yangu na yake, (100 each plus free delivery) and we can shag raw coz anadai kufeel chuma real.
it takes time to find a good hoe though…
kalifa
September 15, 2021, 5:14pm
56
rt12:
to be honest, i share the same sentiment.
si wote ni wabaya. myself, i once banged this hoe (just last month) and since i happen to be abnormally large ( based on research findings) she likes me so much alisema anadai nim oe. but i just said yes because i know how this games are played.
tulipanga plan, that ntaorder hiv test kit yangu na yake, (100 each plus free delivery) and we can shag raw coz anadai kufeel chuma real.
it takes time to find a good hoe though…
Kama yeye ni whore u can still okota vitu zingine apart from hiv
rt12:
to be honest, i share the same sentiment.
si wote ni wabaya. myself, i once banged this hoe (just last month) and since i happen to be abnormally large ( based on research findings) she likes me so much alisema anadai nim oe. but i just said yes because i know how this games are played.
tulipanga plan, that ntaorder hiv test kit yangu na yake, (100 each plus free delivery) and we can shag raw coz anadai kufeel chuma real.
it takes time to find a good hoe though…
Hehehe don’t be duped. A hoe shags different deeks daily for a living. The more she does this, the higher her probability of picking some infection. It may not be hiv, but she could pick hpv and other stis and pass them on. Also, the more frequent you fuak a hoe, the more her willingness to dish the coochie out to you dryfry. Picture this, she has several repeat customers just like you who also ask for dry fry. She tells them the same thing she tells you, anadai ku feel chuma raw.
I have done some experiments where just before you kula a hoe I tell them leo na kukula dryfry. The only resistance I have gotten is ‘aki no, basi usi mwage ndani please’. Then of course I proceed to rubber the fuak up. Me I relate to them as humanely as possible. You get to learn many things when people loosen up around you. But don’t be trusting, your health is important buana, always rubber up no matter what they allege, you don’t wanna deek up your wife and she goes 'nini hizo zimefura kwa balls zako? Umekua uki tombana nje?.
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rt12
September 16, 2021, 6:41am
58
we can cure them.
only aids and corona is what i fear
herpes wont kill me
rt12
September 16, 2021, 6:44am
59
anon46421834:
Hehehe don’t be duped. A hoe shags different deeks daily for a living. The more she does this, the higher her probability of picking some infection. It may not be hiv, but she could pick hpv and other stis and pass them on. Also, the more frequent you fuak a hoe, the more her willingness to dish the coochie out to you dryfry. Picture this, she has several repeat customers just like you who also ask for dry fry. She tells them the same thing she tells you, anadai ku feel chuma raw.
I have done some experiments where just before you kula a hoe I tell them leo na kukula dryfry. The only resistance I have gotten is ‘aki no, basi usi mwage ndani please’. Then of course I proceed to rubber the fuak up. Me I relate to them as humanely as possible. You get to learn many things when people loosen up around you. But don’t be trusting, your health is important buana, always rubber up no matter what they allege, you don’t wanna deek up your wife and she goes 'nini hizo zimefura kwa balls zako? Umekua uki tombana nje?.
your sentiments sir are very genuine and are well received.
your input is valuable and duly appreciated.
i dont want to have things growing on my balls because of a woman, who is FOR THE STREETS!
rt12
September 21, 2021, 8:59am
60
hoe_is_life:
So, I posted a thread earlier asking for the most dingy brothels in CBD, and so I did the most honourable thing a villager can do, I visited them all. Results ziko hivi
Relax Inn - it’s located in Duruma rd. Adjacent to the famous Texas. Dingy heaven. This place carries the most hoes in the CBD currently. All shapes and sizes, mostly the young ones (over 18 still).
Shida ya hii place imejaa sana to the maximum, plus the crowd ya huko mostly wanakaa tu wakora, if you prefer to drink I can’t recommend. Security ni wewe.
Sabina Joy - Can’t classify it as dingy, they’ve upgraded. Very clean and secure spot located in the middle of the CBD, Moi ave. The hoes are hot and drinks expensive.
Somerset (Currently Soma) - Located at Latema adjacent to the famous Modern Green. They have upgraded the place since last time I was there, still dingy and the hoes are desperate and in plenty. Security ni karau kukushika kwa hiyo chuom hapo nje.
Tea Room - wamama
Rico Fries - Located at the end of Luthuli ave. Ukishuka downtown. Chilled spot, the hoes are aggressive but a bit friendly. All types young and old. Usi make friends na hoes. No matter how lonely you are. Utakumbuka tu hii statement ukipigwa character development.
Green Club - Fancy, not dingy. Located at Latema. Drinks are a bit highly priced. Hoes are available kwa rooms na some in the bar.
Sophia Joy - I left this as my favourite for last. Located at Keekorok rd. Near the famous liddos opposite Gabeez. I love the place. If you prefer dingy places this is it. The crowd is very ratchet, people are free with each other. Ukikaa mbaya utaibiwa ama ukuwe fala ubuyie watu drinks. The hoes are super fly and still down to earth, some even look like university graduates. Again, make friends with hoes at your own risk.
The other places are just not worth mentioning. Boring and unreliable. I have plenty of pictures and videos from the tour, with so much booty. Available for generous donors, nipate pesa ya ku explore strip clubs. Thank you for your input. If I didn’t mention your favourite joint ya kuosha eyes, let me know.
Cheers.
aki this is why i party with sweats, and my sweats got zips muhfcker.
msee akinikaribia atry kufungua trao yangu its war on the spot fuck a group of niggas nalipua mmoja kwa mapua wacha kanuke.
as long as my shit is in the pocket and zipped