Dating Tips

Before nieendelee nakata kujua nitapata wapi hii track.very cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVnVYNwm2gU

Ok i have a serious date with this hot lawyer pal:) from a prominent family.Problem is she drinks like a fish lakini halewi:eek::eek: but ako na vibe poa,very intelligent, secretive & one thing i noticed shes down to earth hana hisi lifestyle ya socialities.Works 4an NGO lakini ni kama ana struggle(hata mimi pia am on basic needs & living in an SQ.kazi yangu ya clerical hubore but pays the bills).Shes been smsing,whatsup me not on a daily basis.Anapenda locals sana & am not in a hurry to nyandua her.She has not been to my digs neither hve i been to hers though she stays with her mum(Dad divorced her mum according 2stories ya maboys).She schooled in Shags primo,seco & school of law.

Now tips gani za vibe.Maboys told me another time she messed up as in she chewed a blackout & she was picked by his big sis & men in black.Told her the story she just laughed & told me dont blive wat pple say but we killed the vibe.Kesho ni date but i had proposed a different venue bila alcohol.she said isorait!!Sasa nataka tips.Matusi & maoni highly accepted.Mind u,we hve only known each other few months ago.

Just go straight to the point…madam nataka kukumua…ladies love t that way

Thank me later

What exactly is the problem? She likes you. You like her. Just go with it. If you overthink it you’ll mess it up…

HII SCHOOL OF LAW YA SHAGZ IKO WAPI?

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Lakini wanaume sijui nani alitulaani.dem anakuja line yako na bado haujui cha kufanya.Saa hii ungefaa kuwa unaleta hekaya vile ulichapa hiyo kuma hadi keja inanuka tyre inachomeka instead you subject us to this shit.Grow some balls coz clearly you a pussy nigga.:mad::mad::mad:

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FUCK U

sasa dame ako box tayari and you are still insisting on hunting her down. as has been said, she likes you maintain that interest that is all you need to do

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Just continue being clueless that is what she seems to like about you. Wewe ni gazelle yeye ni fisi. You, sir, have been hunted. Kubali tu and get laid.

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try to relax boss
she is probably married (secretive?),omba tu vitu roho safi huyu amejipa. usiogope kumpeleka hiyo SQ na tena usijiumize sana kimfuko.

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Moi Uni School of Law

Eldoret annex

Pombe + SQ =

mimi wasee hunishagaza sana

ok ume enda stripper club uka lipa entrance halafu unajifanya holy hutaki kushika matiti za strippers…

uyo dame ukicheza atakuweka FRIENDZONE
and dat a NO FUVCKING ZONE…

sio lazima uombe khuma direct…madame hupenda bubu talk…

yani body language…dont wait for her to make the first move

start easy…kiss her :smiley: if she kiss you back game on

ok enough with this gentleman advice…
now this is tommy speaking…Wacha ufala kaka establish your intention of the first Date …nugu wewe enda ukamue iyo kitu :smiley:

hadi nimemiss lovie wangu Lola

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Peasant, virgin, moodle.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moodle

Hapa umesema nini sasa? Mbona mzazi asimsort?

Sikuelewi hapa. Mtu kama halewi atachew blackout kivipi?

An apple does not fall far from the tree. Why did dad divorce mum?

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It’s good to know what you want @ricko
Sex is not always the agenda as some frauds here put it. Roll with the vibe, don’t try too hard to impress
Ask interesting questions that make her talk(not yes and no kind of questions), get to know her mindset through what she says, her background and what she thinks life is all about
Listen to her, talk less, nod your head, make her laugh(don’t force jokes though)
Alternate topics, randomly and speedily at times.

Pay the bill and go home

by the way are you the rico from Klist that used to post screen shots of his bank account (or clients’ bank accounts sijui) with millions akitafuta pink handle waende Coast as well as USIU chics? he was a Kalenjin dude o_O

Dating Tips: (i) Go straight to the point. Sema unataka mkia. Hii mambo ya wanaume kujifanya ati wanataka kuwa marafiki kwanza ati ndio wacreate bond polepole ndio ilitengeneza team kawasaki.
(ii) Flirt (casually) with other chicks in the vicinity. Ndio aone akileta kinyoriro you’ll just move on to the next one
(iii) Discuss something you have experience in or are passionate about. Like u can talk about the stresses joy of being a clerk
(iv) Touch her kiasi kiasi, If she’s uncomfortable stop it immediately. If she’s ok with it make sure u escalate (remember ur end goal)
(v) Take her to ur SQ. Don’t ask her if she wants to go.
(vi) Tuletee hekaya na picha

NB:Kuna talker alipost hile HIV quick test kit. Itakuwa muhimu kama weh ni team dry fry.

Thank me Later

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hisis lifestyle is too gay.
funua yeye boot

wish you all the best young man. move fast and lay that girl