couple arrested for selling fake golden tickets to heaven

A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.
They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.
Tito Watts said in his police statement: “I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…”
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" “We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.”
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.[ATTACH=full]6440[/ATTACH]


noma given by Jesus behind KFC, sounds legit, people have made a living stating this for centuries

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These junkies must have some really good marketing skills to convince people to buy those tickets

In the first place how do you buy ticket from someone whose physical appearance first of all makes you question their mental sanity!?

Americans are dumb.

Dumbest guys on earth

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Though hekaya ni ya upus, but this cracked me up. Cant stop laughing … “And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space”. Hehe @john_doe

Hata me bado nacheka Ati alien named stevie

They should have arrested the dumb buyers and charge them for extreme stupidity.

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Wasn’t the deal between willing seller willing buyer basis?
Waliolipa kama wana teta washtakiwe na wapewe heavy fines.their money ain’t safe by them.:):slight_smile:

Those two are fearfully made

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America’s dumbest…

Effects of methylphenidate.

Dont do drugs…Mmkey.

Does jailing such people help anything?

pea hii mtu maziwa…nigger is high on hard drugs