I said this was bound to happen 
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…I said this was bound to happen [/quote]
Rains that were destined for Antarctica from the seeding in Ndubayi diverted to Kenya after Prophet Rutoro and Prophetess Rachero invited Angel Benedicto Hi to “pray” in Nyoroffi. He collected his millions from the fawning and grovelling hustlers and took off smiling
Then the rains intensified after a certain innocent child of God was dispatched to his maker in a bird nicknamed polipopta. The bird conveniently dropped out of the sky in a remote area of Lifting Valley festooned with bandits
Prophet Rutoro panicked and is now leading phantom prayers in Maai Mahiu to confuse the suffering masses and make them believe he is Archbishop and Chief carpenter Noah himselufu. The tragedy is that 90% of the suffering tugege “belief” him
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Hizi ni shakahola gani? These fellas taking masses for a ride.
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Pinheads getting served royally.
Conmen in statoe can’t let any scrap drop down, afazali biblical Lazarus
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Yaani a man with 2 balls akiongea shakalabosa eti to invoke gods to stop landslides instead of evacuation, setting temporary shelters in nearby stable places and planning for how aid will reach those places amazes me and wamama hapo wanaclap hands vile huwa wanaclap buttcheeks wakishughlikiwa
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Hawa wasee banae.
Compare with how British Colonialists handled the floods in Kenya in 1962. Maybe msungu should have remained in Kenya mpaka leo na tungekuwa kama New zealand or canada. Meanwhile hasora is busy praying.
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Kenya ingekuwa level moja na Autralia. The only probem is wangefanya Negroes extinct. The mofos are GOOD MANAGERS AND ARE ALSO EVIL, AT THE SAME TIME BLECKS ARE HUMANE BUT HATUNA AKILI YA KUTENGENZA TOOLS
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Is this real??? Waaaah!
Instead he is making people homeless during floods. Hii umbwa inakula puppies zake bana
https://twitter.com/citizentvkenya/status/1786340145089610226?t=1-rP-4N6R7vAxwAmP57mWQ&s=19
Even the Bible says that prayers without actions are totally useless.
mwafrika hawezi saidiwa walai