Certified Bullshit

system · December 8, 2015, 7:05am

You’re not a true fisi:D:D

kawambui · December 8, 2015, 11:00am

wakanyama says unicorn sells mkia to the old men of australia?

Slartibartfast · December 8, 2015, 11:07am

He is talking like he is performing kwa drama festival.

Slartibartfast · December 8, 2015, 11:08am

Unicorn:

My speech to Ktalkers when i land. I know you’ll all be waiting for me.

Asanteni sana. Honestly i’m lack of words to see all of you here to receive me home. Aaaaa, I’m happy to have been to Australia. People don’t understand why i have been to Australia. There have been so much that have been talked about with people like @Wakanyama saying that i clean old people while people like @Deorro saying that i clean laboratories. I want to tell all Ktalkers that Unicorn went to Australia to represent Ktalkers and Kenya as a country. Unicorn went to Australia to represent the youth, the women, disabled, men , ktalkers and Kenya at large and i want to pass this humble and good message to Kenya that i had a meeting and started negotiations with the prime minister of Australia, Mr. Malcolm Turnbull and he is ready to start negotiations on bringing the first Kangaroo, Koala and Emu in Africa and it’s going to be in Kenya.

The ugly fish too… you forgot that.

system · December 8, 2015, 11:33am

The harmless lovely fish.