Cc.Team Mafisi et al

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[B][I]Stolen!!.
Now that law has been passed by Government that, if you climb persons and she catches your stomach child must carry your name, it is high time we all exercised some level of discipline. Personally I have come up with a list of things to do pre and post climbing.

  1. NO CLIMBING WITHOUT AMMUNITION - Let the rubber hit the tarmac…There are those Yello yello you see and decide ‘‘reke kwenda kuuma kuume’’(if it is to dry let it dry) and you eat cookie raw, then refer to No.2

  2. SWALLOW P2 AS I SEE - If by bad luck or intentionally or through agreement we decide that i am hitting the cookie raw, yello yello gotta swallow the P2 as I watch with my own eyes. I will hold her by the jaws and look deep into her throat to confirm that the pill has landed in the stomach.

  3. NO CLIMBING WHEN DRUNK - Beer is clearly written “Do Not Drink and Drive or Operate Machinery”…Its time they added “Do Not Drink And Climb Persons”…When One is drunk, he is tempted to remove ammunition and hit cookie raw.

  4. NO AGREEMENT ON WITHDRAWAL METHOD - Sometimes you really want to climb with ammunition, but the yello yello wants to feel the lion hit the cookie jar without combat gear. This is where you agree that when your hear pour coming you chuck your lion and pour on the ground…This my friends is a trap, she will put her legs around you and you will be held under receivership.

  5. NO CLIMBING STUDENTS - This college girls have shown us dust. You give persons 500/- in the morning and instead of being smart enough to but p2 with the money, she invites her friends they go to eat chips…2 weeks late she call with pregnancy scare news…Just like that anakupeleka hasara ya 6k ndio atoe hio ball.

  6. BURN USED CARTRIDGES - After you climb yello yello with ammunition, make sure you burn the used cartridges together with its contents…I am told women are wicked, they can dip their finger in the used cartridges and then insert the fingers in the cookie jar and just like that Ball PAP!!

This way my friends is the only way to avoid FIDA in coming days…
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No.6 scares the living daylight out of me…

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It happens a lot. They use syringe to suck the load and shoot onto their Vs. You will never know u hv a kid coz u used protection

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:eek::eek:

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From today henceforth i dispose my own shit!!

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:eek::eek::eek:
Tupatie hekaya…

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[SIZE=7]![/SIZE] he he, mungu asaidie hichi kijiji kisiwahi isha…wakati unafikiri umeona ya musa ya firauni yanatokea…

ION- naona Onan ni wengi…

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This is just to alert you. What I don’t know is whether the semen is effective after exposure. But someone claimed to have effectively done it and for sure the kid resembles that guy who has no idea that he is the father.

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under receivership

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under receivership

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ION, A fisi was today evening shot dead after a sponsor found the fisi in a house the sponsor rents for the chic at Garden Estate.
Have a safe weekend fisis, usikufe kijinga.

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luwere @rollout

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But how does a man feel comfortable in a woman’s house he does not pay rent?

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When they think with their mrengerenge

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a hoe at mlolongo told me they also use the spent cartridges for rituals,kuvuta customer.
singeweza kufika thresh hold after that revelation.

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:pbelow the belt!

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Men are incapable of thinking with both heads at the same time. And in matters of passion, most often it’s the small head controlling the big one.

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What is mrengerenge?

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[SIZE=6]mrengerenge[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]another for the lexicon @aviator . @Guru will tell us the meaning and usage…[/SIZE]