Buroti Maguta Jaba Stories

In literature, this is known as the magical negro or magical mystery being style.

It entails fantasy and mysterious bequeathing of wealth by wealthy travellers for no reason.

Ukiona buroti maguta imefika magical negro stage, know it is about to collapse. They have run out of tricks to lie to idiots so now they’re selling hope in the form of magical somalis who come and throw 100 million at your feet just because you’re that lucky

Soma kuhusu magendo ya Somalia’s endless coastline.

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So you believe they earn a few million, and it all comes to kenya to buy some inflated buroti maguta maguta? They’re smart enough to rob a ship but they’re not smart enough to know a piece of dry land somewhere in nownere is not worth a million dollars?

Kwa ground kule north eastern life is tough. Kupata pesa ya kula ni balaa wachana na millions to buy apartments.

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@Ndindu is deep into the cult, he’s waiting for his magical somali with bags of cash to come save him

In some areas you can still get unsolicited offers from waria eg south B,C, kilimani, killed, lavi, Eastleigh. And they pay promptly, apana sumbuana

A certain percentage is laundered in Kenya

I bet you’ve never actually witnessed it yourself

Of course its safer to invest in Nairobi than Mogadishu where your new building can be reduced to rubble in a moment. So some somali elites in somalia use kenyan somalis to invest in kenya or to hide their loot in kenya

I have

No you havent

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Somali wako na stinky fingers after kuosha mattercore after kukunia