Brits Show Drumpf Some Love..

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If I was this guy I would stop and ask myself " Why all this hate on me ? I must be doing something wrong. I’ll need to change something "

You think he cares,

Im sure he doesn’t

This one made me laugh:D:D

To him it’s all a big worldwide reality show, shaking things up in alliances and institutions that have stood for centuries.

Big lie. Wherever Hitler went, he was cheered

How come we haven’t seen mass deportations of Kenyans na vile Kuna wengi huko US hawana citizenship na stakabathi zingine that would allow them to work there? I don’t even think the ones who have been deported have reached 150 and they were mostly walalos.
Does anybody know?

Trump has the worst combination of traits a human being could ever possess:

  1. Arrogance
  2. Ignorance

[SIZE=7]Trump May meeting: The Wacky Races of press conferences[/SIZE]
By Jon SopelNorth America editor
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To say it was a sub-optimal start to a news conference would be an understatement.
In fact a huge British understatement. In fact, frankly ridiculous.
Overnight, Donald Trump had given an interview to the Sun newspaper in which, given the febrile state of UK politics, contained three utterly deadly quotes.
The first was that if Prime Minister Theresa May went ahead with her Brexit plan as hammered out at Chequers last week (and which led to the resignations of two cabinet ministers), then it would “kill” a trade deal with the US.
The second zinger from the president ahead of his joint news conference was that May hadn’t listened to him over how to negotiate Brexit with the EU. “She didn’t listen. No, I told her how to do it,” he told the Sun .
And the final killer quote concerned one of those cabinet ministers who walked - Britain’s blond bombshell Boris Johnson, who has long coveted the top job.
The US president said he would make a very good prime minister. Ouch! Can you imagine how that made Mrs May wince?
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When Barack Obama came to the UK just before the EU referendum, he faced the sternest criticism over his comments that Britain would go to the back of the queue on any future trade deal if it left the EU.
Mr Obama was doing that to help David Cameron. Mr Trump’s intervention seemed designed to undermine the prime minister. That’s quite something.
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So what would unfold when the two of them emerged onto the parched Buckinghamshire lawn at Chequers to face the press?
Would Mrs May summon up her inner Hugh Grant from the film Love Actually and tell the US leader that there was something terribly wrong with the special relationship?
Or would she, the vicar’s daughter, be much more polite and accommodating, and not dare to contradict her occasionally bullying guest?
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Image captionNo such “back off, Mr President” rant from the real prime minister
Well in the end she didn’t have to make a choice. The US president seemed to have discovered a reverse thrust button inside his suit.
"No trade deal? We’ll go along with whatever you decide. We just want to keep on trading. Not listen to my advice? Well maybe she will, and listen - this Brexit thing is a really tough deal.
“Boris? Sure, I think he would make a good prime minister, but I think Theresa is fantastic. Superb. A wonderful woman. I really got to know her last night. I felt sorry for the other people at our table. We just spoke to each other.”
It was the sort of thing that leads teenagers to use the word “euwww”.
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But then he went into rhetorical overdrive, turbo boosters firing, uttering the words that ALL British prime ministers love to hear. Special relationship? It was incredibly special. Specialer than a special thing. More precious than the most valuable jewel. It was one of the great wonders of the world. It was 11 out of 10 special.
OK, I exaggerate a touch. But not by much.
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Image captionDo Trump and May hold hands every time?
And then came something rarer than hens’ teeth. President Trump conceded that he had apologised to the prime minister over that Sun interview. I thought I’d misheard that bit of the news conference.
It was like watching the Wacky Races. The car comes crashing off the road but somehow it splutters on, with the engine dragging along the ground, exhaust pipe belching black fumes, bodywork crumpled.
At this news conference they got the wheels back on track, as Dick Dastardly and Penelope Pitstop smiled sweetly at each other.

This is an insult to the sweet CUN.T!

According to what I hear is that most of our people work hard and save money . Now should they be caught , $3000 isn’t hard to find a good lawyer who will appeal and appeal and appeal through up the judiciary ladders for upto 7 appealings .

Right now there are so many cases clogged kwa their courts because of mass charges by DOJ. Imagine 200 immigration judges to hear 700,000 cases and they are still rising everyday . So should a case be postponed , it will be heard again in 5 years . Meanwhile you are given work permit as you wait for your case . I could be wrong but let me call my 2 learned guys to confirm : @Swansea and @Simiyu22 . Hope I make sense.

From the land of football chants…:smiley:

Ndio mimi husema watu wako na very short memories. These are not protests hizi ni fun, small unrest, yay we had a fun day in the sun… ulizeni George Bush na Tony Blair wawaambie protest ni nini. How the mass murderer George Bush survived without an attempt on his life is amazing.

In one day in March 2003, 15 million people protested against Bush and his war. Hii ya Trump ni mchezo tu.

Dont look at media for public ipinion, especially the mainstream media. If you were watching a NASA rally you would think jubilee was the devil incarnate and would never ever be voted for by a single Kenyan.

So that small group of hecklers can make a lot of noise, but the voters are at home taking tea.

Nice post

For a man who couldn’t stand a ‘Trump baby’ balloon depicting him, being flown around London, he doesn’t need 15 million people to hurt his ego.
Am sure the security around him has quadrupled just to make him feel strong again…

Hahaha! :D:D:D

I bow to you ma’ man!

Security iko chonjo kabisa. Make sure billionaire is safe and comfortable.
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Hoi polloi achape tarmac moto kabisa golf itachezwa tu. No frobrem.

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“Hi haters! Want some bank notes to wipe your tears?”

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That prose… do vivid…