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Eloi, a young man, has been sent to Sayuni for shifting the beacon of a KDF officer’s wife.

While the KDF officer was dodging Al-Shabaab bullets in Kismayo to give his wife a better life, a young gym instructor was busy engaging in friendly fire, shifting the wife’s beacon with no mercy.

It is said the KDF officer came back and found that the walls of the fitting honeypot had been mercilessly shifted, the beacon had moved further. The truth didn’t hide for long , it pointed straight to the gym instructor.

He found the man irrigating his throat at a nearby bar. A confrontation followed and things escalated fast, leaving him with broken legs, ribs, and other severe injuries that gave the man a direct ticket to Sayuni.

Dear men, even if it’s a hobby, don’t shift a KDF officer’s beacon ,you will be promoted to glory before your days.

Also, men, when your beacon has been shifted, just walk away. You will be eating beans at Kamiti while men will be busy shifting her beacon.

One moment of desire, one moment of anger two lives ruined forever.

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