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If you live in Africa, at some point you will realise the jokes have a way of writing themselves. Kuna watu huenda ng’ambo from Africa pamoja na their entourages to attend virtual meetings.
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The man on the right Ako na mimba ya @Yugni . The shapeless idiot should restrict his dressing to those huge shapeless robes to hide his disgraceful body. How do you look like that? Halafu unatuvalia kinyasa, Bure.
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Chief, others are focused on the milfs but you are busy admiring the man and complimenting his body?
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So you have degenerated to the level of assessing beauty in fellow men?
Uza pombe, mtoto wa Malaya muzee ya Busia.
I invited 200 guests to my 10th Wedding Anniversary just to play a video of my wife sleeping with her Gym Instructor on the massive projector screen.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Mine was served frozen.
My wife, Tolu, is currently rolling on the floor of the Event Hall in Ikeja, crying and begging. Her mother has fainted. Her pastor is pretending to be on a phone call.
But I am sitting in my G-Wagon, drinking a cold bottle of water, feeling lighter than air.
For the past ten years, I was the “Mugu.” The ATM. The foolish husband.
I work on an Oil Rig. I spend two weeks at sea, two weeks at home. I sent Tolu millions to start businesses that always “failed.” I built a house in her father’s village. I bought her a Range Rover for her last birthday.
We have three beautiful children. Or so I thought.
Six months ago, our last born, Davidson, fell sick. He needed blood. I rushed to the hospital, rolling up my sleeves, ready to donate.
The Doctor, who is my old secondary school classmate, pullI invited 200 classmate, pulled me into his office. He looked uncomfortable.
“Bro, your blood type is O Negative,” he said. “Tolu is O Positive. The boy is AB Positive.”
I laughed. “What does that mean? Biology was not my best subject.”
He didn’t laugh. “It means, biologically, it is impossible for you to be the father.”
My world stopped.
I told him to run a DNA test on all three kids.
I waited for two weeks. Those two weeks were hell. I looked at Tolu sleeping beside me, snoring peacefully, and I wanted to strangle her. But I kept quiet.
The results came back.
Child 1 (Junior): 0% Probability of Paternity.
Child 2 (Sandra): 0% Probability of Paternity.
Child 3 (Davidson): 0% Probability of Paternity.
I had been training another man’s platoon for 10 years.
I didn’t scream. I didn’t fight. I didn’t even ask her.
Instead, I told her, “Baby, for our 10th Anniversary, I want to give you the wedding of your dreams. A Vow Renewal.” story by jerry smith
She screamed in excitement. She called all her friends. She bought Aso-ebi for her family. She booked the most expensive makeup artist in Lagos.
I paid for everything. I hired the biggest hall. I invited her entire village, her church members, her “Gym Instructor” (who I found out was the father of the second child), and my colleagues.
Today was the D-Day.
The hall was packed. The MC announced, “And now, a special video tribute from the husband to his lovely wife!”
Tolu was sitting on the high table, smiling like a queen, waving at the crowd.
The lights went dim. The projector screen came down.
Everyone expected a montage of our romantic photos.
Instead, the DNA results appeared on the screen. Huge, bold letters.
PROBABILITY OF PATERNITY: 0%.
The crowd went silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Then, the next slide played. It was a video I had paid a private investigator to record. It showed Tolu entering a hotel room with her Gym Instructor. It showed them kissing.
The chaos that followed was beautiful.
Tolu screamed and tried to run to the projector, but she tripped on her expensive gown. Her father stood up and held his chest.
I simply walked up to the microphone.
“The house has been sold,” I said calmly. “The cars have been retrieved. The divorce papers are on the table. Tolu, you can go home with your Gym Instructor. He is the father of your children.”
I dropped the mic and walked out.
As I drive to the airport now to catch my flight to the Maldives for a solo vacation, my phone is blowing up.
Some people are saying I was too cruel. They say I should have covered her shame for the sake of the children. They say I am heartless to disgrace a woman publicly like that.
But I feel peace.
Did I go too far? Or did she deserve the public humiliation?
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Sorry for your problems with Tolu. Those thighs!!! Can you even locate River Nithii?
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You have to be thick and long… 
THE SAD STORY OF ENGINEER ROBERT MAGOTSI!!!
Robert did his customary 21-kilometre run on Saturday, 11th October, a ritual he never missed..
On arriving home…, he called his cousin, Dr. Joshua Amwayi, in Kenya.
Barely an hour later, Dr. Amwayi received another call,…this time with devastating news that Robert had collapsed and died!!
The engineer was just nine days shy of his 55th birthday.
I read his story in the Daily Nation dated 9th December with disgust, disbelief and a heavy heart.
Dr. Robert Magotsi was no ordinary man.
He was a scholar, a builder and a self-made towering success.
He graduated in 1994 with a degree in Mechanical Engineering… later,he moved to South Africa, where he earned a Master’s degree in Engineering Management from the University of Cape Town..
Still not done,Robert went on to obtain another Master’s degree from the London School of Economics.
He returned to South Africa, first as a lecturer, then worked in several engineering firms, before eventually venturing into the energy sector.
At the time of his death, Mr.Migotsi was the majority shareholder of Mwangaza Energy International, a South Africa–based company.
According to his cousin Dr. Amwayi, Robert had assets worth hundreds of millions.
He had also invested heavily in real estate, owning 13 apartments.
In the mix…there’s also the 50.9 million life insurance policy he had taken out in South Africa with Wanjiku listed as a beneficiary.
Now, after his death, Ms. Wanjiku allegedly called Robert’s stepbrother, Jacob, who is also based in South Africa, informing him that a post-mortem would be conducted on Friday..
Jacob chose to travel on Wednesday to allow enough time for preparation.
On arrival, he made a shocking discovery, Robert’s body had already been cremated.
He bluntly accused Wanjiku of deliberately misleading him.
Soon after, Wanjiku posted a video of herself scattering Robert’s ashes in the Pacific Ocean, accompanied by a flowery, performative caption.
Eish,…girl then pulled a Malaysia on Robert’s Facebook account and proceeded to block his relatives across other social media platforms.
His family back home decided to perform a mock burial 40 days later,laid flowers where his body was supposed to be buried next to his late mother.
Mr. Magotsi was previously married to a Kenyan woman living in South Africa, with whom he had three children.
It’s reported that the two were in their final stages of divorce.
He later met Wanjiku,..a globe-trotter, a writer and a mother of four from a previous relationship in 2023,..
The relationship quickly blossomed into something serious.
Wanjiku even dedicated an entire paragraph in her book to Robert, describing him as the sweetest companionship she had ever known.
I once made a post about rich, successful Luhya men choosing to marry and settle with women from other tribes, claiming that Luhya women are mouthy, stubborn and not economically aggressive.
Mbo we stagnate and sometimes drag them down…but let it be known.
Luhya women will never kill.
Luhya women will never steal from you.
Luhya women will never play dirty.
We are good-hearted.
We are not greedy.
We are human.
Yet our men refuse to listen…and too often, they end up dead, while everything they worked for their entire lives is taken away.
This is not about me being tribal,..this
is about proven patterns and choices that often end in tragedies
…And it is heartbreaking every single time
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After finalizing their divorce, basketballer Iman Shumpert will give his wife, Teyana Taylor, over $25 million. Yes, recent social media posts from December 2025 claim that former NBA player Iman Shumpert will transfer over $25 million in assets to his ex-wife Teyana Taylor as part of their finalized divorce settlement, including $10M cash, four homes, luxury cars, business ownership, and ongoing child support, leaving him with around $2M and no house, stemming from a joint account setup during their marriage.
$10-million in cash
4 houses worth $10-million
Luxury cars: A Maybach worth $300k, A Mercedes-Benz Sprinter worth $80k, and A Tour Bus worth $700k
She will also retain full ownership to her own companies even after taking 75% of her husbands wealth
Iman Shumpert will be paying $8,000 in child support every month and paying for his kids tuition and hospital bills.
Iman Shumpert registered his entire fortune in a joint account with his wife when they were married and now he’s left with just about $2-million and no house to stay.
Context:
- These reports circulate on social media platforms like Facebook and Facebook and suggest the division stems from Shumpert putting all his wealth into a joint account during the marriage, as detailed in posts from Facebook and Facebook.
Important Note: While widely circulated on social media in late 2025, some sources, like a YouTube video, suggest there were court filings questioning whether a mutual settlement was reached, with Teyana claiming property division was court-awarded, and Taylor also previously held in contempt for discussing the divorce publicly.
Teyana Taylor filed for divorce from Iman Shumpert citing his “cruel treatment,” emotional and mental abuse, and narcissistic behavior as the primary reasons. Shumpert’s legal team denied these allegations, and he requested the reason for divorce be changed to an “irretrievable broken bond”.
Key Allegations and Factors
According to various court documents and statements, the marriage ended due to a combination of factors:
- Emotional & Mental Abuse: Taylor alleged that throughout the majority of their marriage, Shumpert engaged in “extreme narcissistic behavior” and emotional abuse.
- Career Insecurity: Taylor claimed that Shumpert was jealous of her fame and felt insecure when her career flourished. She also alleged he initially discouraged her from working after they had children, but then complained when she was not employed.
- Infidelity and Trust Issues: While Taylor initially denied infidelity was a cause for the split in a public statement, court proceedings later revealed she testified that Shumpert had cheated on her multiple times, including before their marriage and during her pregnancies.
- Legal Troubles and Safety Concerns: Shumpert’s arrests for DUI and marijuana possession were also mentioned as contributing factors in the divorce filings. Taylor also raised concerns about the children’s safety, including an accusation that he failed to feed them while in his care and once sent them to an arena alone via a rideshare app.
- Financial Disputes: Accusations were made on both sides regarding finances, including Taylor accusing Shumpert of withdrawing nearly $4 million from their shared accounts.
The couple, who married in 2016, finalized their divorce in July 2024 after a protracted legal battle.
These court documents detail Teyana Taylor’s allegations of cruel treatment, emotional abuse, and infidelity against Iman Shumpert leading to their divorce:
Court records have detailed new information in the case of LaMarcus Smith, a former deputy with Harris County Constable Precinct 4 who was charged with his wife’s murder.
On May 27, 2024, police say 37-year-old Laura Smith was found dead lying on the bed inside the couple’s home in the 6500 block of Snowbell Court in Richmond, Texas.
On May 28, Laura Smith’s death was ruled a homicide. The manner of death was described as stabbing with a sharp object.
In November 2025, LaMarcus Smith was charged with murder by Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office. He was also charged with fraud by possession of an identification. He was given bail amounts of $500,000 for the murder charge and $7,500 for the fraud charge.
On December 2, a search warrant filed provided new information on the case, including evidence of a reported mistress, whom LaMarcus described in a voluntary interview with investigators as a “female friend.”
Authorities recovered images of evidence from the affair, including matching tattoos, an engagement ring, numerous phone calls, and life insurance activity.
Allegedly, LaMarcus posed as his mistress’ husband on a phone call with an insurance provider, as the duo attempted to alter records of the mistress’ husband’s life insurance policy.
Investigators with the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office were called to the Smith household on May 27, 2024. There, Laura Smith was found dead in her bed. She was covered in blood, and a dumbbell weight was found on top of her left arm.
Earlier that day, at 11:54 a.m., Laura’s sister requested a welfare check after Laura had not responded to phone calls for approximately 12 hours.
That afternoon, LaMarcus voluntarily went to the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office (FBCSO) to speak with investigators, who made it clear that he was not under arrest at that time.
LaMarcus’ Interview with Investigators
During the interview, Smith told investigators that on Saturday night, May 25, after leaving work at Precinct 4, he went to a woman’s residence whom he described as a “female friend” and stayed there until approximately 3:45 a.m.
Smith said that around 10 p.m. on Sunday, May 26, he left Precinct 4 and drove toward the site of his second job, which he planned to start at 4 a.m. the next morning. However, he said he was unable to sleep near his job because trains were passing nearby, so he decided to go back to his residence.
Smith said he arrived home around midnight but found his bedroom door locked. He said he called out for Laura but received no response and believed she may have locked the door because she was upset with him. He told investigators he sat on the living room couch and texted his wife but did not receive a response.
Smith said he then took a shower in their children’s bathroom, put on civilian clothes for his second job, and left the house at approximately 3:15 a.m., arriving at work before his shift started.
When he spoke to FBCSO, Smith also provided consent for investigators to search his phone.
Investigators say evidence connects LaMarcus Smith to a series of communications, insurance activity, and alleged solicitations involving a woman he described as a “female friend,” as well as events surrounding the death of his wife, Laura Smith.
Phone records included in the warrant show Smith contacted the “female friend” multiple times before and after Laura Smith was last heard from.
On May 26, 2024, at 10:22 p.m., Smith spoke with the “female friend” for approximately five and a half minutes. On May 27 at 9:28 a.m., he called her again and spoke for 42 minutes, just hours before his wife’s body would be discovered.
Months later, investigators received a call that flipped the case on its head.
On February 19, 2025, authorities were contacted by a man who identified himself as the husband of LaMarcus’ “female friend.”
The man reported receiving a notice dated February 5, 2024, indicating changes had been made to his life insurance policy, and at the time, he was unaware of these adjustments.
He said he learned his wife had called the insurance company and put a man on the phone who identified himself as her husband. The man used her husband’s Social Security number and date of birth for verification, court records said.
A subpoena was issued on February 25, 2025, for the call recordings from the insurance company. Investigators said these recordings contained audio of two people making the call. Investigators said they matched the voices to the “female friend” and LaMarcus Smith, who was allegedly impersonating the woman’s husband.
During the recorded call, the phone number associated with the policy was changed to the woman’s phone number, and the policy amount was revealed to be $100,000.
The woman was also heard asking, “So God forbid, if something were to happen to my husband and he dies, I get paid one hundred thousand dollars?”
Additional allegations involving LaMarcus and this “female friend” surfaced later in 2025.
On June 26, LaMarcus Smith’s sister-in-law contacted authorities. She told them that her husband — LaMarcus’ brother — told her LaMarcus had approached him offering payment to “take out” the “female friend’s” husband. She also reported Smith had previously approached him about taking out another man for payment.
On August 25, 2025, investigators found text messages sent from LaMarcus sent to another individual that included images of the “female friend” wearing an engagement ring while lying in bed. LaMarcus told the individual he had given her the ring and expressed his love for her.
On August 26, investigators contacted a tattoo artist who said he performed matching tattoos on the backs of LaMarcus Smith and the “female friend.” The artist identified the woman from photographs, and images of the tattoos were found on Smith’s phone.
On September 2, 2025, Further statements were provided when Smith’s sister told investigators that in June or July of 2025, her brother told her LaMarcus Smith had offered to pay him $40,000 or $50,000 to kill the “female friend’s” husband.
She said two days later, the same brother warned her to be careful about what she discussed because the “house might be bugged by the police.”
Toka mbio. Ushatolewa rangi kihii