Bondo or Karen?

Wadau, my retirement date is set for end of October 2017. I’m yet to make up my mind on where to settle. I’m torn between Bondo and Karen. Torn because Karen is in Nairobi, close to the National Park and constant supply of fresh puthy courtesy of CUEA and JKUAT. On the other hand, Bondo is serene, relaxed, cheap and close to Uganda where I get my supply of waragi. Saidieni tafasali. Niko saidi mbaya kabisa.

(PS: How do I withdraw some little money I have on my Safaricom Paybill? I need the cash for retirement)


He he he!
Mbegu huwekwa kando…


Hiyo paybill kuna shida.

:D:Dpeasants wanacontribute money to pay billionaire, then billionaire mwenzake anaiba hiyo pesa. dunia ina mengi!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

If it walks like a duck,quack like a duck…

Watasema ni propaganda, ni Photoshop


Dead on arrival


hehehe pesa ya Wanjigi lazima ilipwe.

Bondo na ubebe a handsome woman

‘And we don’t want to resort to other mechanisms’

Bondo my friend is safe…

I know your dad is still wondering how he ended up with a son like you. Hio ujinga yote, do you still intend to breed? Don’t, for humanity’s sake.