bitches

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

I don’t know what’s with women. So last Sato nilienda bash uko na huko Juja had a good time, got real drunk and had the chance to screw some bitch who i met there na nikatupa kiswahili ya haraka. so masaa ya kuenda home on Sunday nikajipata natoka na yeye. So she was interested in us knowing each other but I wasn’t I mean I fucked you yesterday without any much effort what would I be doing with such a cheap woman. I lied to her about myself and sijui ni shetani gani iliniingia nikajipata nimempea my number yangu ya simu. nilimchocha hadi jinangu. ukitafuta true caller utanipata nimejiregister kama 123.But kusema kweli she had good pussy and an appetite that was just good for me. So that Sunday we got to chat and I continued feeding her with lies about me. after chatting on Sunday she suggested that we meet again and I screw her. Since this bitch was real good at sex I planned and on Monday she came over nikampeleka ‘kichinjio’. kichinjio is some house we rented uko Ummoh na tukai furnish kiasi mtu tatu form ikijileta unapeleka kunguru huko unafikisha threshold. saa hio ushapeana notice kwa hizo ninja zingine mbili utakuwa busy huko. huyo kunguru singempeleka mtaani alafu ni wa roysa.

na mi hujua madame wa roysa hupenda kupanulia wanaume sana. from the start i made it clear to her that we were screwing each other just for fun no strings attached and she was okay with it. I screwed her on Monday through to Tuesday and then she went home. On Wednesday and Thursday she would send me good morning texts which i wasn’t comfortable with. kidogo kidogo nimeanza kuitwa babe which i don’t like being called especially from a lady who i have been screwing her for fun and pleasure only just the way you screw a whore. so yesterday she calls me that I meet her huko Tribeka kuna kitu anataka kuniambia. she took care of the bills since she’s the one who called me. hawa madame wa roysa huanga na pesa sana na sio ati wanakuanga na job. nilijua hapa kuna sponsor ama nigga ana dooh anapitanga na hii kunguru.

nikamuuliza mbona ameniita. kitu alidai ilinishangaza, “nakulike sana. nadai tuanze relationship”.

“lakini si tulikubaliana hii stuff tunaifanya for fun tu”.

"najua but mimi umenibamba. nimeanza kukulike tu. "

bitch was starting to get attached which ain’t my thing.

madame saa ingine hutakanga nini??

[thesavage]

Uko box. Wanetu husema chawa unaswa na tone la mate.

[marine1]

All over sudden u have become too clever. U thot u had game but u got played niggah. Next atakushow ako preggers. Kuwa mjanja get ready for abortion money. :eek:

[inzhener_otmetka]

Looks like you told her that you’re The Chief Administration Officer wa Ktalk Ltd and you can write her work as a moderator with a starting salary of KCr50,000 per month.

[memyself]

You get a good girl, ooh she gave the cookie too fast, ooh its hard getting a goid girl in this nrb.
She pays the bills, ooh she got a sponsor, ooh why cant ladies pay for their damn bills.

She is direct and straight with you, ooh what do ladies want

[Afro]

@inzhener otmetka

Looks like you told her that you’re The Chief Administration Officer wa Ktalk Ltd and you can write her work as a moderator with a starting salary of KCr50,000 per month.

:Dbut seriously speaking they generally like men who are recoursefull.

[Chiefkiumbe]

Tupa picha tuone kama ni kitu kwanza

[Electronics4u]

@tall mnyama everywhere

ingine hutakanga nini??

Congratulations. You are officially married.
(and ferked)

[Limitless_ke]

“Nimempea my number yangu ya simu” this excerpt betrays you. I can’t but this story.

[Wechez]

Boss run for your dear life. Lazima ulipe and it will be pain. You will pay even through your nose.

[SwagMargeddon]

chaambilecho wahenga, kúma ya rahisi, mtego unahisi

[Claire]

@tall mnyama everywhere

I fucked you yesterday without any much effort what would I be doing with such a cheap woman.

…Cheap duology everywhere.

[Bingi]

huyo demu yuko sawa, she’s being real with you…hebu muulize kama anaweza nirushia namba za rafikize mademu

[mtikubwa]

Congrats you’re now Mr and Mrs 123

[system]

Nkt can men start treating women like human.I wish many more would open up and talk to the guys they like cararukuuu.
Usipo oa yeye nakuombea dua mbaya.

[conoiseur]

Wife her up.

[Greedy_Genius]

@Limitless_ke

“Nimempea my number yangu ya simu” this excerpt betrays you. I can’t but this story.

Huyu Tall mnyambo alisema juzi tu vile anatafuta job hata akanunuliwa nguo za interview na mzazi, yet he has rented a house for purposes of mnyanduano.

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@Greedy Genius

Huyu Tall mnyambo alisema juzi tu vile anatafuta job hata akanunuliwa nguo za interview na mzazi, yet he has rented a house for purposes of mnyanduano.

nigga can you hear yourself talking??
did i say i rented a house myself?? i said ‘we rented a house’…incase you don’t know we are three of us. alafu brathe form hujipa doo inaingia. ama unataka pia nikuje nitangaze huku ati nilipata job?? usiwe fala.

[Dunya]

@tall mnyama everywhere

nigga can you hear yourself talking??
did i say i rented a house myself?? i said ‘we rented a house’…incase you don’t know we are three of us. alafu brathe form hujipa doo inaingia. ama unataka pia nikuje nitangaze huku ati nilipata job?? usiwe fala.

Story za high school ziache huko huko

[kaki86]

@tall mnyama everywhere

I don’t know what’s with women. So last Sato nilienda bash uko na huko Juja had a good time, got real drunk and had the chance to screw some bitch who i met there na nikatupa kiswahili ya haraka. so masaa ya kuenda home on Sunday nikajipata natoka na yeye. So she was interested in us knowing each other but I wasn’t I mean I fucked you yesterday without any much effort what would I be doing with such a cheap woman. I lied to her about myself and sijui ni shetani gani iliniingia nikajipata nimempea my number yangu ya simu. nilimchocha hadi jinangu. ukitafuta true caller utanipata nimejiregister kama 123.But kusema kweli she had good pu**y and an appetite that was just good for me. So that Sunday we got to chat and I continued feeding her with lies about me. after chatting on Sunday she suggested that we meet again and I screw her. Since this bitch was real good at sex I planned and on Monday she came over nikampeleka ‘kichinjio’. kichinjio is some house we rented uko Ummoh na tukai furnish kiasi mtu tatu form ikijileta unapeleka kunguru huko unafikisha threshold. saa hio ushapeana notice kwa hizo ninja zingine mbili utakuwa busy huko. huyo kunguru singempeleka mtaani alafu ni wa roysa.

na mi hujua madame wa roysa hupenda kupanulia wanaume sana. from the start i made it clear to her that we were screwing each other just for fun no strings attached and she was okay with it. I screwed her on Monday through to Tuesday and then she went home. On Wednesday and Thursday she would send me good morning texts which i wasn’t comfortable with. kidogo kidogo nimeanza kuitwa babe which i don’t like being called especially from a lady who i have been screwing her for fun and pleasure only just the way you screw a whore. so yesterday she calls me that I meet her huko Tribeka kuna kitu anataka kuniambia. she took care of the bills since she’s the one who called me. hawa madame wa roysa huanga na pesa sana na sio ati wanakuanga na job. nilijua hapa kuna sponsor ama nigga ana dooh anapitanga na hii kunguru.

nikamuuliza mbona ameniita. kitu alidai ilinishangaza, “nakulike sana. nadai tuanze relationship”.

“lakini si tulikubaliana hii stuff tunaifanya for fun tu”.

"najua but mimi umenibamba. nimeanza kukulike tu. "

bitch was starting to get attached which ain’t my thing.

madame saa ingine hutakanga nini??

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