Bingwa's Gift to the village: Celibacy

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I do realise that if i fall dead today, my legacy will be ashaming

Most of y’all would celebrate

To mend this, albeit a little, i am sharing a personal soon to be patented solution to achieving partial or full celibacy.

You may be like me: single and determined to avoid zina (sex b4 marriage)

Or like the rest of the fools on here: married but a geographical bachelor (wife lives afar)

For sometime i grappled with the solution to staying celibate till marriage

I chanced on a solution; miraa

When i eat miraa my manhood disappears. For 3 days i cannot be a man even if a woman, fat as i like them, strips naked

So i chew miraa more often. This has worked in keeping myself pure for my would be bride.

Please note that efficiency depends on a person’s blood group. To some people, miraa boosts their libido.

My method is certified on guys with blood group A

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You are not a forty year old guy. You are in you mid to late twenties and you are not Somali. You once posted a pic of your fat, plump arm to floss a watch.

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Tell me more

This is interesting

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Wewe Mutiso :D:D:D

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You will once wake up after long miraa chewing sessions to find your tiny manhood has retracted completely and you are now a real woman.

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It was a gold electroplated watch and it was your right arm not the left one. In a dark room and there were electric wires on the floor.

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I dont have a recollection of this but anyway

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Si ukae pale siku moja tukuulize maswali AMA-style…

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Aren’t you doing more damage to yourself? Woe unto you when that oversize bride lands in your house and there will be no honeymoon

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This is because you have created false narrative around yourself. Then as you said, c’ est la vie.

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Willful abstinence is what is required, you are cheating by using drugs

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You are fronting an hypothesis. Whether u right or wrong is a mystery… I wont suck the oomph out of it

FYI I have never posted a pic of my watch here

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Why are you getting emotional? It’s just a conversation, it means nothing.

You did post a pic of your fat arm.

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Lie

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bingwa unasumbua.

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You remind me of my neighbor’s 5 yr old kihii but he is more mature than you

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I am talking sex n you immediately think of a 5yr old male???

I don’t know what shouts sodomy & paedophile more than this

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