How do you get them to leave?
@cortedivoire the plane has been hijacked!
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Ask for money.
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You should not take a one night stand to your house. End of----
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jifanye you are going somewhere hata kama ni kuenda hadi tao na yeye bora atoke na ubaki solo
Am so used to @cortedivoire madness, that this clean one seems offensive!:D:D:D
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please stop. Fucck. Give ur posts another headline. Wewe hata haukua kenyalist
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@WuTang saa zingine nyoka haiuwawi kwa room ya mbali
receive a fake phone call tell her your parents are on their way
@Ice_Cube that’s my standard manoeuvre
Could someone who did a business related course please educate @cortedivoire on the core concepts of a hostile takeover
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endelea basi. idgaf
take a shit on the coffee table…she’ll be at the bus-stop before you’re done wiping 
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A nice twist should be serve her that steaming log on a plate and juice and start talking in tongues kama wakorino wanarisyka.
Why are you complaining so much, are you paid to post the shit?
sipelekangi nyumbani, nalungula kwa hotel au massage room, period
@bonito jesus man. That’s extreme. You may want to leave the door open for a booty call someday
Just wait till you can’t afford either
COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT
Mwambie kuna some friends wanakuja maombi
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