The biggest profiteers of lanye bizz are these kikuyu’s from Kiambu and Muranga.
The largest brothels from SJ, Rico, Jerry City (both wings), Young Drifters and brothels opposite , Calabash, Sahara, others without names etc are owned and operated by these wazees from one area and some like SJ are in their second generation.
Its like an entire generation had one idea back then…brothels.
No wonder Central has a big alcoholism and umalaya problem. They lack proper role models
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Well, you may bash them but hao wazee walijipanga. They formed groups, contributed money and built the houses. Basically, walikulia ujanja yao. Ata your favourite ‘Godly’ president runs a brothel disguised as a spa at his Weston hotel. Nasikia watu wanaoshwa rungu huko.
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What are u doing up this early.
Mommy hajakuachia pocket money?
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Also at 680 hotel CBD Kuna Moja 3rd floor. Ukienda huko unaoshewa rungu sawasawa. Brothel business is the only unregulated income generating activity in this country.
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Theres alot more players involved
Apps
Websites
Lodgings and guest house
Cd and lube manufacturers (mhindi)
Transport
Internet providers
Alcohol providers
Uliza nani ako na monopoly. Should probably be the admin to Nairobihot
Sijawai understand why 95% of CBD lanyes ni shiny eyes. Hii inafaa kukua thesis ya PhD
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I wake up at 4AM to work as you tuck in your buttocks in your Chokaa bedsitter. Utamu ya self-employment… Panda basi enda kwa mhindi ukateseke as you deal with your depression. In the meantime, see you in 3024 at exactly 8:00 AM… you can engage your fellow chokoras all day when they wake up…
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Dark eyes are also in the business big time.
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Your grandpas were busy drinking konyagi while @Gaza’s were looting the economy to oblivion
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Dark eyes ni nani?
Dim eyes
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Hehe
Of late nakubaliana na wewe
Lanyes have bad omens
Imefika mahali PNC nimepunguza frequency kabisa
The thought ya lanye nawaza kuhusu all the thugs amelala nao
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Hakuna town haina sekta yake ya umalaya… toka hiyo nairobi utembee kenya ujionee…
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Fixed
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Mukoro wa babymama naskia alikuwa lanye huko Coast I think malindi enzi zake (I never met her; she died of ukedi I suspect, tho’ babymama claims it was Tb). She never knew her either since she died when she was quite young and was raised by her granny hapo kawangware. Nikaa aliwekwa ball na foreigner na jamaa akaingia mitini timbuktu never to be seen or heard of again. Thanks to her lanye expedition and adventures; aliniachia an incredibly beautiful woman who’s now the mother of my little princess and is prettier than most girls I know. Spoiled as fuck tho’ but thats aight. Rustlers tuko nyuma ya lanye wote especially shinny eyes.
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Lets be real hapa. Kama sio lanye some elders huku wangekua rapists.
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Umeamua kutuambia unprompted that wewe ulikuwa unatomba mtoto ya malaya raw hadi ukazalisha yeye?
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Sapere, jaluo and kao ndio wengi
Na vile Weston Hotel hukaa place high class kuna Lanyes huko?