Azziad now parterning with KCB to teach you about saving

Imagine Azziad telling you where to put your hard earned money. Ni kama Alicia Kanini telling you where to get your spiritual nourishment, but Kenyans ni wale wale. They will consume anything suggested in their timelines.

Nikama alipatia manager wa KCB mkia tight

Huyo manager wa bungoma branch walifanya tabia mbaya usiku na yeye ndio apate job

Majority of Azziad followers are ladies and feminist while Alicia kanini followers are men mostly perverts

Alicia kanini better suited to markets men’s products like beer etc

If u think KCB bank is here to help u nakuhurumia

Thats just a gimmick to lure u towards slavery via giving u loan

Kuwithdraw amounts over 1 million u need to give them 24hours to process the request… Ukipewa before 24 hours ujue tu pesa sio shida that time

Nikae chini kuskiza fake forced accent from an online influencer who danced her way to fame…
Cosmo Kramer Mind Blown GIF

Sometimes these ladies amaze me. Popularity/Visibility doesn’t equate to authority.

Canadian Lol GIF

KCB bank, despite being a tier one bank, has some of the most restrictive credit lending practices in East Africa. Back in the day they used to give you 50k for your title deed on a 1 acre plot, wait for you to default, and then sell it for 500k. It’s why the 1980s and 1990s, 80% of the country was dirt poor until Equity bank came along with 500 bob minimum deposit bank accounts.

Slavery mentality doesn’t mix with financial services.

I tell anyone who cares to listen “NEVER have anything to do with KCB - EVER.”

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and now I am telling y’all.

if you want to stay sane, try and avoid anything to do with KCB and you will have solved half of all your problems.

mbona tu usiku :rofl: :joy:

The USA and the UK lecture us on international law while committing piracy and extorting sovereign nations like a bunch of lowlife street thugs.
Having a delinquent, possibly bankrupt, online ass-shaker teach us how to manage our finances fits with this stupid timeline we are living in.