Ati Joash Onyango's 26...

Kenneth Gitonga says: He celebrates his birthday after every 3yrs. Kunashida?


‘Blonde-bearded’ 26-year-old Joash Onyango itching for Afcon action — with Stephen Maina and Samson Bore Kiptoo. :D:D:D:D

Its a complicated thing to explain but in professional football its called the football age.Believe it or not:D,there is a difference between your biological age and your “football age.” For instance this football age thing can explain why Vic Wanyama is years younger than the last born in their family.:D:D

Bora a perform…ama unataka kumuoa…umbwa ya drumpf. Wewe

When wanyama was playing for Celtic, Olunga was in form 4. Wanyama is 26, Olunga is 25 :D:D

Leap year manenos.

We’ve learned well from our Nigerian counterparts. Remember a 40 year old taribo west posing a 26 year old? So old that his legs just couldn’t carry on.

:D:D A club in East Europe took legal action against him for lying about his age…

Huyu boy ndio hunichekesha, jamaa amekauka anafanana kama yeye hukula nuts and bolts for breakfast.


Tobie Bayard Mimboe retired as a fulfilled Cameroonian footballer. During his playing career, he played for several teams in South America and China.

He even took part in two African Cup of Nations, in 1996 and 1998. However, Mimboe is remembered for his numerous birth certificates sagas. During the 1996 African Cup of Nations, he used a birth certificate which stated he was born in 1964, making him 31 years.

Then in 1997, he joined Gençlerbirliği in 1997, and his birth documents were stated as 30 June 1974, making him to 23 years old.

That wasn’t all. In the next AFCON in 1998, he the date of birth as 30 June 1970, making him 28 years. His name is etched in the Best Sports Books as the ‘Peter Pan’ of birth certificates.

When Mo salah sees joash charging at him, anatupa ball kwa stands…Hakuna mtu ako na miguu ya GMO atakubali kupigwa tackle na hiyo jamaa

Peter Shilton kept goal for England at 41 during the 1990 world cup

Roger Miller played until 40. Mohammed Eldadi until 45 years

So our boys are basically kids,right?

But Wanyama is already 40 :D:D:D

Oliech alikua 23yrs for 4 good yrs.

Wow , such a talented 26 year old defender .
His grandchildren must be very proud of him.

If he is 2016, I must be in pre-school.

The sad part is the government of Kenya knows that these ages are outright lies and allows them to prevail.
Kinoti do your job.

Spot on son. Their careers just taking off

I got this funny exerpt from the guardian “A former employee of the British embassy in Nigeria told Observer Sport that when visa applicants complained to him about having their applications rejected, he would reply: “Well don’t talk to me about it, I’m dead.” He would respond to their looks of puzzlement by pointing to the wall behind him, on which hung his death certificate, purchased for a small fee from a Lagos supplier. Fifa reckon they have finally come up with a foolproof way of determining real age. Ahead of last year’s Under-17 World Cup in, as it happened, Nigeria, the governing body announced that players would be subjected to wrist scans using magnetic resonance imaging, and this would determine their true age”

That white beard is fake. Yes 26 is realistic for Joash