As Kanga's lawyer, how would you argue the case?

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Gabon national team player Guélor Kanga Kaku will be meeting CAF Disciplinary committee to explain why his mother died in 1986 but he was born in 1990. As Kanga’s lawyer, how would you argue the case?

Me as Kanga’s Lawyer:

The CAF got it wrong…Mr. Kanga Kuka stated that his Mother was born in 1968 but gave birth to him in 1990,
A mistake was made by this confederation when entering his information into the system with the intent of injury to character and
to destroy my client’s career.

I would argue that 1990 is the year I was born-again in Christ :smiley:

They used a mongolian calender for kuku’s mother but kanga kuku was born on a jewish orthodox calender…case closed

very funny story kwani huyu jamaa amejipeana aje and the way players lie about their ages on a daily :oops: along side being charged with forgery, his country may be disqualified from AFCON for 3 season…

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He was born on a leap year. So it takes 4 yrs for him to have a single birthday… no mistakes!!

Well Taribo West tried that trick but a very keen doctor working for a Czech club scanned his knees.
They sued him and Taribo is now a pastor in Lagos.

I would argue mama ali aga dunia kama amepachika baba mimba.
And dont bother looking for dad…ali aga shortly after kujifungua…nilizaliwa kejani in the middle of the night…prematurely.

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