Arrests Incoming

DCI watashika bonobos who broke into parliament in coming weeks. Jambazi 001 amesema hakuna kuhepa. It will be very easy to round them up because most of them are stupid and their mobile phones were on during the act. Safaricom wakicheza kama wao every person whose phone was on at that time in parliament atatii. Simu zao ndizo zitawapeana.

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Hakuna kukubali. Jambas anaanguka

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Plus ile footage yote na posted selfies etc. I warned some friends that it will be like Jan 6 pale DC. Every Republican who stepped into the premises was prosecuted as an insurrectionist, hata wale walitembea tu wakiangalia.

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Hio HUMBWER ikifuata hio road Dio itampeleka sugoi faster than okedi

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those heroes watafute asylum the soonest

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tuongee ukweli wadau. ao vijana ata wakijificha miaka tano, mwaka ya sita Arror atawachukua kwenye wako.

Very little will happen. He tries arresting youth, they will go hardcore on him. Na anajua.

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Vitisho baridi

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Hukujibu swali yangu :smiley: ya maneno ya Gachagua ya Tuesday. Alitumwa ama yeye ndio kupanga?

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I doubt he will arrest them. But Jambas ya Sugoi is calling for the leadership of the group for two reasons only. PR and to know who to finish off kukinuka tena. Wajinga watajipeleka huko will be painting a bullz eye on their backs

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To call out the NIS boss needs balls of steel. Arror will eat 10 guts of a bear, na bado Faith Odhiambo atakuwa mwanaume kumliko, wacha ata Gachagua.

Kwa maneno ya NIS boss, Gachagua na Arror wako pamoja.

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It doesn’t work like that bro. kumbuka, tracking relies on triangulation which is not 100% accurate unless umewasha GPS location. If DCI hawana footage you were there and ukatalie you weren’t there, there is nothing much they can do.

Some of us were wise enough to leave phones at home juu tulijua itakuwa chaos na wizi. Left the house with 300bob mbele nyuma ya fare. But you are right, the main tool of Kenyan investigators is the phone and Kenyan crooks still don’t understand the concept of a burner

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Ndi-see-eye wengi wanapenda umalaya. Probably madem wataponea ju wengi ndo Gen Z

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