Another Reason why I QUIT smashing HOES

Wadau wanakapitia huku nje.

Ni hapa Ktalk, someone narrated how they went to a Nairobihot malayas place in town. He got serviced then paid, malaya hakuwa na change so akapea pesa soja akatafute.

The hoe then ushered another client into the room, while our dude was outside waiting for his change. Punde si punde loud moans zikaanza kutoka from the room, while time yake malaya hakuwa anapiga nduru.

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Maybe hakulipia nduru. Different packages like dstv

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Malaya iko zile za “nipee kumi ninunue CD.” Hio ujinga nilikataa I usually just leave or ask other lanyes nani ako na CDs

Hawa watu hutubeba ufala, ulipe room, umlipe na ulipe CD. Nikifikiria hio mambo naboeka kabisa.

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:joy::joy::joy: Elders wako na PTSD huku.

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Nimegundua madem wengi wanapenda missionary position kuliko doggy style. Nikiwapepeta missionary position wana-moan sana. But nikiwaweka doggy style hawa-moan hata kidogo.

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Wewe ni inches hauna.

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Maisha ingine @wachaikae :grin:

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Kama wewe ni petite. Na kukula many times

Hii thread is a horror movie banae. Just when I thought I had read enough lanye stories you guys come up with something new :rofl: :rofl:

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Safety yako unaachia aje lanye. What if wametoboa hizo CD virusi vipenye

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Kuna elder alikula lanye for one year Kwa keja ya lanye after wameet Ricos. Siku Moja on a Sunday lanye aka muninvite for lunch. Kumbe lanye anataka kuintroduce omwami Kwa maparo . After introductions , lanye akatuma maparo Kwa duka wa buy masoda ndio Apatie omwami mkia ya shukran

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Hehe, pleasure gani, unatumia CD, no romance…ni kuchapa tu vitu kama robot. No way hapo Kuna raha

Panay, tafasali focus na your business… Hutaki kongeza ka kumi :grin:

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For your information, lanyes are the cleanest women out there. Kupata ukedi kwa poko ni hard sana.

Ukimwi pro max iko institution of higher learning, house parties na church.

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Lucky bastard. Lanye akakupenda hua anakupea mechi ingine utaishi kukumbuka.

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Upuss. This is statistically incorrect. Sex workers have the highest prevalence for HIV. They aren’t safer. The only reason they appear safer is because you are less likely to go raw with a lanye than a student or church girl. Your guard is up na lanye so unavaa military grade condoms. You are more likely to use protection with a lanye than a student/church girl etc and that’s where the implied safety comes from.

It has more to do with HOW you have sex and less to do with who you have sex with. Raw sex with a choir girl is riskier than protected sex with an SJ hooker.

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Hauna experience kijana. Those people have well equiped NGOs looking after them. Brings them packets of sure cds na lubricants. Plus they are regularly tested.

Personally, nikiwa na lanye sikuwa na stress lakini wife ya mtu, I have to keep checking of the protection is still intact.

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Ni venye wewe uko plantation ningekupea namba flani uende utunzwe vizuri hii mambo unasema utaisahau.

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Don’t argue against hard data and common sense. How can hoes have lower HIV rates than regular women?? That’s not possible because of the nature of their work.

The reason why you are more likely to get HIV from your wife/girlfriend instead of a hoe is because your guard is down, not because hoes are safer. All it takes is your wife/girlfriend to get infected and you get got automatically.

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Hehe, I know the kind of women you find attractive (zile mbisha ume post hapa…)

Labda anifanyie kazi aniletee pesa niishu kama sultan.