For those who like sampling flesh peddlers, you know there is always that one who give it you venye unataka na hakuharakishi especially if you last long.
Imagine kufika place your favorite lanye anafanya kazi and you call. Mara moja, hashiki, you call again, no answer. Unajijaza unasema upige last time before you choose another one.
Lanye anaona unasumbua anashika and shock on you, kumbe ako na client kwa room. Unaskia in the background kitanda ikipiga kelele juu ya venye lanye wa yours anapelekwa mbio.
Your lanye in between moans ako zile za “ngoja…ngoja kidogo…nitakupigia” and then she hangs up.
Hapo ndio huwa unajidharau na unaona kulipa malaya ni ushetani. You regret having a bond with the hoe juu bana it feels like she is cheating on you. Inauma hadi after amemaliziwa you watch her calls zikiingia na kukatika zenyewe ukiwa umeamua hutajibu ata moja.
That is until next time your balls remind you it’s time to empty them and you find yourself calling her. Glad I left that works saa hii I don’t directly pay for pudesh.
Nimeacha kusoma when I came across the statement " favourite lanye…"
What an oxymoron!
Mtu mwenye anambia Johnte sweet nonsense, anakuambia wewe same nonsense, na kuambia kevo after you the same nonsense anakuaje your favourite while you’re not even her favourite?
rule of the thumb never fuck a lanye twice. the only reason that made me fuck lanyes was the thrill of fucking a different lanye each time. if you are paying for sex and end up fucking the same woman all the time then you are wasting your money. kuzoea lanye nilikataa mimi because it leads to other more problems. mara lanye anaanza kucatch ukienda kutomba lanye mwingine yet yeye mwenyewe anatombtwa na mwanaume mwingine. sometimes pia mnazoeana you let your guard down unaanza kumkula raw bila cd. pia anaanzanga mood swings na kukusumbua kila wakati akishinda anakuuliza utaenda tena lini huko ndo umtombe. hiyo mchezo sitaki mimi. ikifika level ya kuzoeana i usually remind the lanye that we are not in a relationship and whatever we have is purelt commercial.
Hehehee luckily sikuwai pata kama huyu wa kushika simu akipepetwa.The worst that has happened is kulenga calls akipepetwa.Kuna mwenye nilienda kukula easich ku ring bell alikataaa kufungua kabsaa and she wasnt picking calls.Nikaamua kurudi job tao.She whatsapped back akadai alikuwa anapika na simu ilikua mbali.When i finally arrived kabla nimsosi nikamwambia niambie tu ukweli ulikua unafinywa.Akanyamaza kiasi then akajibu 'hata kama nilikua nafinywa kwani kuma imeisha ama imesonga kando?si bado iko?'Nilimsosi but mzee abdala hakuamka venye ana amkanga.she even noticed.
No no… no way lanyes talk to more pple than Johns
There is no motivation that beats hot balls. Mtu anaweza dedi hadi
A lanyes motivation is money. And lifespan yake ni 3-5years if done continuously. Just check her whatsapp its like 10 calls 10 whatsapp messages daily. She doesnt even have accounts on tagged/tinder/telegram. Just 1 ad on NH
She might meet 2/4 dudes a day. But she will be drained to the bone. And retire. (Maze me nilienda ruiru kimbo dame akanishow kiasi nimalize…ninja ikatoka kwa hao nikaambiwa niingie. Kumwaga mbio some ninja in a hat is waiting outside uyo dame anaitwa maxyle or maxyne tiktok ako kimbo) aliniboo mehn fuack that dumb bitch ata hapei jamaa time ya kuexit. Shez always naked havai nguo even when opening the door na tuko jamaa wawili me nafunguliwa gate nitoke. Jamaa mwingine anaingia tunarub shoulder’s
As for boychild ur stuck with hot balls for the rest of ur life. So hutawai acha kumunch. Just ask married men.
