AMAR

[El_loco]

Kwani lanye wa Amar sikuizi wamechapa aje? Nilipitia Jana after 2 years nikashindwa hata kuosha rungu

[Dudu1]

@El_loco

…tia Jana after 2 years nikashindwa hata kuosha rungu

Wamamaz who are fast approaching retirement

[Mykle]

@Dudu1

… rungu

Wamamaz who are fast approaching retirement

Including the non performing economy

[Aku]

@Mykle

…ng retirement

Including the non performing economy

Boss ni karibu wote hotspots nlikuwa naenda years ago wamechapa wale wamebaki wamegeuza izo places to retirement zones

[ChifuMbitika]

Wacheni umaraya muokoke

[Yuletapeli]

What’s so difficult about finding a girl? Jameni!!

[anon2325444]

@Yuletapeli

…
What’s so difficult about finding a girl? Jameni!!

girls are needy buana. kila saa kukusumbua na handouts ama favours. sometimes unataka kumwaga tu bila kusumbuana na mtu

[Yuletapeli]

@anon2325444

… sometimes unataka kumwaga tu bila kusumbuana na mtu

but better kuwa na dem kuliko kukula lanye. Lanye utamkula na less than five minutes, alafu utatumia time kwenda kumsaka, mahali ametoka hujui, amemwagiwa na msee mwingine bado, alafu pia wewe unakula hizo sperms za mujamaa unadhania ako wet. Lanye, ameshikwa shikwa na kila Tom whose dick is in a hurry. Advantage ya kuwa na dem ni eti you get satisfaction both phyiscally and psychologically, angalau kuna ka connection and you wont feel wasted (PNC). Dem atakufulia, akupikie na bado arudi kwao. Dem mtatulia kejani and feel good. Lanye ni kama Robot. Heri kunyonga na utulie basi kejani and feel good. Lanye hajaoga labda aliingia kazi night shift from six nikukulwa tu, wewe unampata saa tano asubuhi akichapa night shift, mdomo inanuka, anauka uchafu ya jana. Wewe unamkula na unarudi job yako feeling wasted. How does that make you feel good as a normal human being, ni sawa na kukula food iko kwa dustbin. Dem mahitaji yake ni simple sana (budget ya 4k) hawa wa mtaa. Heri sasa kula ma mboch kwa estate.

[Dudu1]

@Yuletapeli

…k) hawa wa mtaa. Heri sasa kula ma mboch kwa estate.

Hii debate we’ve had it here so many times, and we agreed to disagree. Kuna team lanye and team kuweka dem as mpango. Each has it’s advantages and disadvantages. Lakini team lanye sisi ndio wengi. For one hakuna dry fry unlike dem umezoeana so hakuna missed period and funny infection manenos. No tuma za gas, sijui airtime, rent etc no emotional blackmail dem aki catch feelings aanze kupangia kuharibu ndoa or relationship yako. and then there is variety, Leo ni petite, weekend ni petite thick dark skin, next week ni brown skin big booty…

[Yuletapeli]

@Dudu1

… thick dark skin, next week ni brown skin big booty…

Kaka dudu, kula lanye ni sawa na kudwanga robot banae. Alafu sisemi elders wakue na mipango ya kando, sakeni madem, kitu unamumunya inatoa sauti na unaishikia mshikaki

[EL_CUCUY]

@Yuletapeli

…k) hawa wa mtaa. Heri sasa kula ma mboch kwa estate.

Unakulanga mamboch?
Piece of advice, akikula mboch atumie kinga. Mboches hudinywa left right and centre. Asipochunga anaeza pewa STI ama ile homa kubwa.

[El_loco]

@Yuletapeli

…k) hawa wa mtaa. Heri sasa kula ma mboch kwa estate.

Wasee hubuy lanye for several reasons especially kuclear mind bila attachment ama obligation. Kuna line hapo umesema ati, “dem anakupikia, anakufulia na anarudi kwako.” Personally hizi si reasons zangu za kuwa na dem.
Furthermore, utarealise sikuhizi hadi 21 year olds wa campus wenye ni madem wa watu ndio wako escort website kama massage republic na wengi ni single mothers wanajaribu kupata ya watoi. Sisemi kuwa na lanye ni better than kuwa na dem ama kuwa na dem ni better. Mwanaume anafaa kufanya kitu anataka bora ajicontrol asiwaste pesa na kulose focus ya life.

[Observer_1919]

@Aku

…le wamebaki wamegeuza izo places to retirement zones

Ata calabash…the hype is long gone imbaki momos

[Dudu1]

@Yuletapeli

… kitu unamumunya inatoa sauti na unaishikia mshikaki

Ata lanye ukiongeza chweza atatoa nduru ya kimataifa

[SchlongGiver]

@Dudu1

Ata lanye ukiongeza chweza atatoa nduru ya kimataifa

Saa zingine hiyo robot ndio kitu unataka juu unaeza iprogram to precision kaa Samantha. Unlike dame ako na mood swings

[cortedivoire]

Kuja calabash upate prewall petite

[SchlongGiver]

@SchlongGiver

…ecision kaa Samantha. Unlike dame ako na mood swings

Dame hata kinembe ukipewa huachwi utwange hiyo kitu vizuri so inabidi ukule na upole. Unaseti bibi doggy she slaps your hand away akisema you’re such a pervert. Meanwhile lanye unafanya hadi fetishes uliona pornhub in real life

[Bigjohn]

Wamenda maandamano. Hata hao wamechoka na ruto

[anon2325444]

@Yuletapeli

…k) hawa wa mtaa. Heri sasa kula ma mboch kwa estate.

uyo dem unasema ni wa kutafutwa unaeza pata mnashare na nugu ingine. kwanza huyo ndo ako likely kukupea ugonjwa juu utaeka your guard down. you seriously believe unaeza pata dem ako faithful na hii generation? alafu your reasons for getting a woman are warped, ati kufuliwa, sijui kupikiwa thats just bullshit. hizo ni vitu unajifanyia you dont need a woman to do that stuff. womwn are very nagging creatures. kuna wakati unataka tu kumwaga na umalize iyo kazi. uyo dem unasema nitafuta unaeza lata ni lanye secretly. bora tu usikuwe addicted na lanye.

[Yuletapeli]

@anon2325444

…i lanye secretly. bora tu usikuwe addicted na lanye.

Hehe, kuna ile rule yangu kaka Omoisi. Dem lazima awe 18-20. Underline that age bracket.