I have this kale kalewa friend who also happens to be a rather sexually attractive Momo. She’s one of those fat chicks who are lucky coz the fat accumulated in the right places, matiti na matako. Tangu sato amekuw akiniitia pombe lakini namuhepa; I’m trying to detox otherwise pombe itamaliza mimi. But jana she called me and I fell for her feminine charms, nanikaenda pub alikua. I founder her kwa balcony akisip Gilbeys quarter. She asked me to join her na tukaendelea. Ndio nirudishe mkono, I told her I’ll buy the next one. Hapo ndio vitu zilianza kua tricky. She said hiyo ikicome, tutachukua takeway tukakunywe kwako. Weh!
Tucut the long story, this momo chipsfungad herself hadi kwangu. Nikiwa tipsy huwa simwagi unless na nyonga. Bana this woman had me fuck her for hours, the longest fucking session of my life. Then midnight she amushad me na handjob ninamfuck for like an hour. In the morning, same story. It was like four coz I could hear a call to prayer kwa umbali; I fucked her from 4 to 6.30! I’ve never ferked any woman with a more veracious sexual appetite than this momo. Right now I feel like I was ran over by 16 wheeler.
Inakaa haukufikisha treshold, unachapa kitu hadi mwanamke ana vibrate kama fridge. analala fofofo… kuna milf nilimfanyia full workout, asubui naamshwa na British breakfast in bed…nikitoka akanipa an envelop for appreciation with 10k, I felt like a hoe. hio pesa sikuchanganisha na zangu zigine.
“Seriously killed?” Nah, my friend. Your turns of phrase are too low brow. You’ve no business laughing at others’ ability to express themselves in your colonizers language.
