From the Pishori Rice Fields of Mwea, in Her Excellency Anne Waiguru’s County, allow me to introduce myself.
I love Jack Bauer so much that I have stolen and continue to use his passport size photograph on most of my online presence.
It is also such a profound pity that he is currently locked up in a Russian Gulag for almost shooting the Russian President in Season Ten. However, that is a story for another thread.
I am old. I will be fifty years of age in October this year. Children in the villages where I reside call me Guka.
I am an old system “Advanced” level dropout with a fetish for correct grammar on account of an English Teacher I had a bad crush upon while I was young.
I am not a registered voter. No one has excited me enough, as His Excellency Emillio Mwai Kibaki did, for me to register to vote for him or her.
2022 might be different. I am beginning to have a healthy respect for Hon. Bill Ruto and I might register to vote for him. However, 2022 is a long way away.
I am a freelance copywriter by profession but I had a stint as an employee at Fountain Enterprises Programme - FEP among several other employment opportunities.
I am a senior bachelor, single and unattached with no children and do not intend to have any.
I am also a member at Wazua, a place where you go if you want to invest money you have made.
KenyaTalk, in my opinion is an excellent place to make money. That is the sole reason why I am here.
Let the conversations begin.