I spotted this narration somewhere and I found it fit to share it on KTalk:
"My girlfriend visits on Sundays only because she lives away from the city, but not far. When she came yesterday, I did not take long before deciding to get busy with her because I wanted it since mid last week.
After that, I got out of bed to remove the rubber and wipe the dipstick.
Little did I know that my married side chick had also planned to bring it to me without alerting me first. She called and asked me where I was at and I said that I was in my house. Then she asked me whether lunch was ready, so that she could come and eat. I told her, “No” and also added that I was very hungry, and that I wanted to go to buy food. Then, she hung up. After some minutes, she called again and said that she had carried food with her for my lunch, but I thought that she was joking. I never attempted to welcome her.
Scarcely, did I know that she was just near my house, but when I bluntly declined to welcome her, she decided to go back. Then I set out from my house together with my girlfriend (main chick) because last Sunday but one, I had promised to have her hair done. She was going to the salon and I was going to buy food.
When the married girlfriend (side chick) was going back to her house, she called me for the third time to find out why I declined to welcome her, but I kept on making fun and laughing to waste time, so that my main chick would not suspect me and I also did not want to hurt my side chick. Finally, I hung up and told the side chick that I would call her later.
We walked for about 200 metres with my main chick and I decided to part ways with her to get time to call back my side chick. So, I gave my main chick salon money and told her to go to the salon. I dismissed her, and excused myself saying that I was going to buy food in another direction. Then I left.
I tried calling the side chick and she picked up my call almost twenty minutes later. That is when she confirmed to me that she had been around my house, and she had told me so earlier on, but I thought she was joking because when I checked where she was saying she was at, I did not see her there.
She said that she had already reached her house and she could not come back. I tried convincing her to come, but she stood her ground that she was done for the day. Then I told her that we can plan again one day afterwards.
She wanted to lay the blame on me as the cause of the date failure, but I told her that she is the one who had come without alerting me in advance. Lastly, she said that she had left the church service earlier and taken a motorcycle to bring her to my place.
About thirty minutes later, I called my main chick to find out her whereabouts, and she said that was just near where I usually buy food. I bought food and then passed by the salon to check on her and off I went back to my house. I cooked, ate and got to bed.
Less than two hours later, my main chick called and asked where I was at and I said that I was in my house. Then she requested me to accompany her to walk around aimlessly and I declined. I told her to buy food and come back to my house because the food that I had cooked was over. So, she bought and came, cooked, ate and joined me in bed. We surfed the net for sometime and then we got busy again. Finally, her departure time came and I escorted her to board a vehicle.
Yesterday, I could have been caught, but I used my wits to solve that challenge and I escaped narrowly."
