A Big Shame for Bonobos

All we have managed to do in the past 50 years is determine who has a skin extension on the end of their pinus, and which monkey should live where. Our biggest achievement is saying
“nyinyi nugu mkae hapo na si nugu wengine tukae hapa”
“you can’t come to our patch of dirt, stay in in your patch of dirt”
“Our dirt patch needs more bitumen”
“we don’t like you because you make different monkey chirps to our bestest monkey chirps”
“Their monkey chirps funny”
“We are the best bonobos look at our bestness”
“Take the money and run, we will protect you, we like your oogabooga noises, they sound like ours”

Wengine bado ni wakusema muthungu ni mambo yote