Dust
January 31, 2026, 5:10pm
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sani:
⦠walking hand over hand on a stretched rope. If you give up and let go, you will die. They imitate possible combat scenarios which test your physical fitness and stamia in a situation where you have no options. If you canāt survive the training, you canāt survive a war. Thereās nothing strange.
If you canāt survive the training, you should be discharged to go home, sio kuwa pushed past limit yako.
Ya Eldoret sio mchezo ya watoto.
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Hehe, after 27 years, forget about the army. After 33, forget about even a desk job in the army, youāre too old and if they tell you otherwise, you are about to be the fall guy for some bullshit.
sani:
⦠walking hand over hand on a stretched rope. If you give up and let go, you will die. They imitate possible combat scenarios which test your physical fitness and stamia in a situation where you have no options. If you canāt survive the training, you canāt survive a war. Thereās nothing strange.
If you canāt survive the training, you should be discharged to go home, sio kuwa pushed past limit yako.
Those trainers will be fired. KDF sio ya mama ya mtu and discipline must be observed at all times.
Shiiid.. maybe they are picking up tips from the racist armies around the world now that weāre doing joint missions.. ama?
Iām just saying.
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Iāve never understood the allure of being a soldier.
Maybe itās because I hate following orders. Especially stupid ones.
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All what? This is nothing, just a hint. The real shit can make your mind crawl.
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rexxsimba:
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sani:
Haijawahi fanyika, ata KNH wenye hufia huko kila siku huwa wamegonjeka siku tofauti tofauti
Have you ever ran 15 miles at the crack of Dawn , waded thru cold muddy swamps and done 100 push-ups at any time in your entite life�?
Only to be killed by a drone
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For starters, everyone has to ask whose son you are before they attempt anything negative lest they end up looking like swiss cheese. Some say itās the orginial gang.
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Matundaza_Nyamari:
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rexxsimba:
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sani:
Haijawahi fanyika, ata KNH wenye hufia huko kila siku huwa wamegonjeka siku tofauti tofauti
Have you ever ran 15 miles at the crack of Dawn , waded thru cold muddy swamps and done 100 push-ups at any time in your entite life�?
Only to be killed by a drone
Well, itās to better drone them before they drone me. I hear Jihadi John was reduced to red water vapour when they got him.
To the clueless, it looks like torture, but itās absolutely necessary. That and much, much, more. You have to be prepared both psychologically and physically, for a sitiation in which your very survival could depend on no one else but you, where you know for certain no one is coming to save your ass, not even your commander. If you are separated from everyone else in enemy territory you will need virtually every skill you have ever learned in your entire life, and they wonāt give you a head start, or feel sorry for you.
If your mind canāt accept that possibility, then you are not ready. It simply means that you are not fit at all to seek recruitment in the first place.
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Lionheart:
ā¦s coming to save your ass, not even your commander. If you are separated from everyone else in enemy territory you will need virtually every skill you have ever learned in your entire life, and they wonāt give you a head start, or feel sorry for you.
If your mind canāt accept that possibility, then you are not ready. It simply means that you are not fit at all to seek recruitment in the first place.
Itās well known why people join the army, and itās not to earn a salary. RIP to those who couldnāt make it..
Jack_Black:
ā¦u are not fit at all to seek recruitment in the first place.
Itās well known why people join the army, and itās not to earn a salary. RIP to those who couldnāt make it..
Kindly explain to us like kindergaten kids why they join the army.
Atleast for the police tunajua utakula hongo vizuri.
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Na labda mmeuza shamba mkahongana uingie huko
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Touchlyrics:
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Jack_Black:
ā¦u are not fit at all to seek recruitment in the first place.
Itās well known why people join the army, and itās not to earn a salary. RIP to those who couldnāt make it..
Kindly explain to us like kindergaten kids why they join the army.
Atleast for the police tunajua utakula hongo vizuri.
To serve and protect the country from enemies, both internal and external, as per their oath. They took it themselves, after all.
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Lionheart:
..Failure is not an option, so if canāt do it you should consider the police or the National Youth Service instead.
Lakini hata huko hakuna mama yako, utachemshwa.
Enda tu ECD training ukasomeshe kindergarten.
Cc:
@sani
@RV_Pundit
@Mangele
Hehehehe..
Hapa Hakuna Mchezo ..
One of my Nephewās has survived this training..
VIDEO
He is as hard as Nails ..
He walks around alone at night in odd places without a torch or a weapon..
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rexxsimba:
⦠canāt do it you should consider the police or the National Youth Service instead.
Lakini hata huko hakuna mama yako, utachemshwa.
Enda tu ECD training ukasomeshe kindergarten.
Cc:
@sani
@RV_Pundit
@Mangele
Hehehehe..
Hapa Hakuna Mchezo..
One of my Nephewās has survived this training..
He is as hard as Nails..
He walks around alone at night in odd places without a torch or a weapon..
I tried that once and man, do not recommend.
sani
February 2, 2026, 2:23pm
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rexxsimba:
⦠canāt do it you should consider the police or the National Youth Service instead.
Lakini hata huko hakuna mama yako, utachemshwa.
Enda tu ECD training ukasomeshe kindergarten.
Cc:
@sani
@RV_Pundit
@Mangele
Hehehehe..
Hapa Hakuna Mchezo..
One of my Nephewās has survived this training..
He is as hard as Nails..
He walks around alone at night in odd places without a torch or a weapon..
He is mentally disturbed, hajui anahatarisha maisha yake.
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Mnapeleka Gen Z wanakula weetabix for breakfast and cereal for lunch alafu you expect atapita training?