10 secrets women keep from men

Just like how men tell women what
they think they want to hear, the
shoe can also be on the other foot
and women can learn to tell men
the same thing. As a woman,
sometimes it is hard to get a man
to open up.
So here are some of the secrets
that women have that they would
never tell a man…enjoy and
remember this is just a rebuttal to
my friend Joe Rocket list!!

  1. Yes it is about money! So we
    will tell you anything to get you to
    buy us that nice dress and shoes
    we saw at the mall.
  2. A woman is less likely to feel
    romantic if a man is just laying on
    the couch, farting and all sweaty. if
    you want s3x, get up and go take a
  3. Women are passionate about
    the things men like. Why? Because
    we have learned that if we show
    that we like what you do, it is
    easier to get what we want from
  4. Women don’t really like Sunday
    afternoon and Monday night
    football. However, if we act
    interested we can always get that
    extra cash from you to go
  5. There is only 24 hours in a day
    and we women are not your
    personal maids. We don’t get paid
    for cooking and cleaning up after
    you. So do your part and help
    without us having to ask you to.
    We will love you mroe for it.
  6. We will take cold feet, hands,
    butts and everything over sweaty,
    stinky and ashy feet, hands and
    butt any day!
  7. A woman’s willingness to put up
    with a man B.S has to do with the
    fact that we can do a lot with the
    extra income you bring in, after all
    it does help us save our own cash
    while we go out and spend yours.
  8. When a woman say they want to
    sit down and talk, they are saying
    that it is time for you to come
    clean and stop lying about your
    actions. We already know that you
    were not out drinking with your
    buddies like you said…so we are
    just allowing you the chance to
    come clean.
  9. Women hate dating because we
    have to dress to impress you guys
    and act like a prima donna at
    dinner, when all we want to do is
    be ourself. We also do not know if
    you will ask us to split the tab or
    say you forget your wallet at home.
  10. You can work out all you want.
    While women like a man with a
    buff body…it don’t count if your
    body is buff but your attitude is
    Note. No men were harmed in the
    creation of this list!