After reading hiyo hekaya ya @Tonito about how he used to urinate on his bed even as an adult, I was tempted to pity him. Then I remembered kuna watu kama @Kodiaga who are ugly, short and economically impoverished, yet they move through life with more dignity.
Anyway, has anyone of you ever touched his anaconda with one finger then asked a dog to lick it? I once tried to get a dog to blow me but when I unsheathed my anaconda the dog just sniffed it and walked away. It was not impressed. (@Freyja)
Anyway I’m very honest about my economic situation. I am ugly and economically impoverished. I scored a D in high school. I tried joining a polytechnic but the tutors thought I was retarded. I’ve never had sex with a human being.
Mkamba mjinga illiterate @PHARMACY ako 35 yrs and yet he can’t construct a simple sentence in Kiswahili or English, hawezi nunulia watoto pencil ya ten shillings, nyumbani chakula ni maembe na sturungi three times a day.
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Bottom faggot mtoto wa malaya @Tauren kabla ujiue, nunulia hawa vijana ya mkamba mjinga illiterate vitabu na kalamu since hautahitaji hiyo pesa tena
@Tarantinoh pole jamaa. I used to have such a form one and he was bullied because of that. He was intelligent though . Were you in Nairobi high-school ama ulikuwa rift valley ?
@Tarantinoh pole. Just try not drinking too much water before going to bed. Hata @Azor Ahai used to poop in his brown bed lakini he stopped eating meals jioni saa hii ako poa.
You purposely misread it? Mzee I didn’t know you could fall for the baiting by the chokosh. Schooled in Nairobi from primary to tertiary education. Nairobi sikukuja nilizaliwa.