FACTS: Most Ocha Mjakas in the Diaspora Live a Lavish Life while Their Families back home Languish in Poverty.

Meet Sospeter Awinjo Okech…he used to live a modest life back home in Kondele slums in Kisumu before he got lucky and won a green card and moved to the United States.
This was his life
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Very simple…and modest. Mtu down to earth. … wait for it.

Immediately Sospeter Awinjo moved to the states he started changing. Anaweka tattoo, dreadlocks and even started twenging.He changed his name from Sospeter Awinjo to @luoamerican
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Maringo started from here. He looked down upon everyone back at home even his own family members. He referred them as watu wa vumbi or better said vumbistans.

U see this kind of jaluos wa ocha spend heavily while in the states and hardly send anything back home to their families. U will find them wearing the most expensive clothes bought from NY designer shops. Kiatu anakuvalia kitu ya bei ya juu but family home is suffering in poverty. U see one reason I respect shiny eyes in the diaspora is because everytime u walk into a western union or moneygram office huwezi wakosa wakituma dollars or euros back home na saizo amekuvalia Jeans mpararo bought from 2nd hand shops in majuu.

Back to @luoamerican . He is also the type of nigga who when he visits home will not sleep at their ocha homestead
.instead book himself a 5 star hotel…ati amepanda class. He does not drink tap water too and can’t shake hands with any Kenyan coz he considers u a mafi in his eyes na mtu vumbi vumbi.

Well J&J news network was able to catch up with @luoamerican’s younger brother named Jared Nyangumi Ochieng…who lives the life of a peasant back in Kondele slums. Let’s take a look at him first.
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Nyangumi is a changaa brewer back in Kondele. He says his big bro has never sent him a single cent since he set foot in Minnesota USA. He is struggling with life. We asked him how his big bro treats him whenever he visits? He told us that his bro umchukulia kama chokora banaa… he even at one time spat on him saliva in disgust and told him to take his ugly face away from him.

At this point Nyangumi started weeping. Me and my new cameraman a Mr. Juma from the coast region decided to take him for lunch in an expensive hotel where we were staying.
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During lunch , Nyangumi was so emotional and told us no one has ever treated him like this before. Our rooms were upstairs so my cameraman asked Nyangumi to follow him to the room so that he can give him a gift.

I remained downstairs as I enjoyed my meal. 5 minutes later I saw Nyangumi running downstairs with the speed of an antelope while holding his already falling trouser. My cameraman Juma was behind him in hot pursuit while saying “tulia tulia kijana wangu”. Luckily Nyangumi was quicker and disappeared in thin air.

When my cameraman came back …I told him mimi kama C.E.O wako I demand to know what happened or else.

Ok boss ilikuwa hivi, tuliingia room hivi nikamuuliza ule kijana “tutasumbuana ama utatoa roho safi” when translated that means "will u take it the easy way or the hard way"in English.

Kijana akasitasita so mimi nilimzaba Kofi ya kimataifa akaanguka hapo kwa carpet kama ameniaka kiyambis. Boss nilimchunisha sukuma with the niceness.

I have since fired that coastarian cameraman. J&J Inc doesn’t condone Sodomy at all. We apologise to @luoamerican and his entire family at large.

Haha panyaste 10 chieth luoamerican -1.23

Yaani ni lazima you qualify all you post with kuchunisha sukuma? Come out already.

So umewezwa na luoamerican umeingilia ndugu yake? Not cool man.

Hehehe ,it’s on!

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Shait.

Umesahau sukuma

panyaste kuna muyamaa on twirra anacopy swag yako

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:D:D:D I shoulda known better, ikifika hapa huwa ni kales chronicles:D

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Poor boy… How do you blame his brother for his greed and your amorous crew

Panyaste wewe ni shineye… Ama mkambodia…

Nisumieko kuku baba

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:D:D:DPanyaste unakuwanga mfunny

:D:D:D:D nilipofika hapa, nilijua baas, huko chini lazima kuna mtu atachunishwa sukuma.

:D:D:D hapa umeniuwa .

But apana weka picha ya boy wangu Tony mochama kwa ujinga wako

Na kwani ndugu yake mlipatana kwa little people’s convention?

Hehe … @Electronics4u pop corns ni muhimu hapa

Gloves off saa hii ni bare-knuckles. @Motokubwa nipigie surwa teketeke. Kateeteee kame shika.

Shait :D:D:D