FACTS: Most Ocha Mjakas in the Diaspora Live a Lavish Life while Their Families back home Languish in Poverty.

Electronics4u · May 17, 2019, 4:54pm

Itabidi nipandishe bei.
Stock naisa haraka sana.

system · May 17, 2019, 5:00pm

After LuoAmerican took an early lead, Panyaste has silenced the whole stadium with a last gasp equalizer. We are in the dying seconds of added time and it seems this match will go right down to the wire.

gashwin · May 17, 2019, 5:26pm

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maajabu ya dunia ni mengi; naona ni kama mboga imeisha tayari (jamaa nalamba sufuria) but ugali bado ni roun.

Supreme_lexicons · May 17, 2019, 5:37pm

“Kuchunisha mtu sukuma with the niceness” Inafaa kuwa a trademarked Ktalk paradox.Lazma nipasuke nikiiona.

Idias · May 17, 2019, 6:01pm

:D:D:D:D@Panyaste una ujinga. Hapo sawa

slevyn · May 17, 2019, 6:02pm

:D:D:D:Dcareer ended…

MANKY · May 17, 2019, 6:33pm

Kieleweke

Starscream · May 17, 2019, 6:46pm

Jaruo ni washenzi ama namna gani @KamauLM

KamauLM · May 17, 2019, 8:07pm

Kwa maandamano wanaweza ng’oa ata reli lakini si unajua kwa kazi repairworks hakuna wanaweza shinda akina @Makonika.

luoamerican · May 17, 2019, 8:11pm

Chokosh wachana na bro wangu. Ghaseer!

Panyaste:

Meet Sospeter Awinjo Okech…he used to live a modest life back home in Kondele slums in Kisumu before he got lucky and won a green card and moved to the United States.
This was his life
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Very simple…and modest. Mtu down to earth. … wait for it.

Immediately Sospeter Awinjo moved to the states he started changing. Anaweka tattoo, dreadlocks and even started twenging.He changed his name from Sospeter Awinjo to @luoamerican
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Maringo started from here. He looked down upon everyone back at home even his own family members. He referred them as watu wa vumbi or better said vumbistans.

U see this kind of jaluos wa ocha spend heavily while in the states and hardly send anything back home to their families. U will find them wearing the most expensive clothes bought from NY designer shops. Kiatu anakuvalia kitu ya bei ya juu but family home is suffering in poverty. U see one reason I respect shiny eyes in the diaspora is because everytime u walk into a western union or moneygram office huwezi wakosa wakituma dollars or euros back home na saizo amekuvalia Jeans mpararo bought from 2nd hand shops in majuu.

Back to @luoamerican . He is also the type of nigga who when he visits home will not sleep at their ocha homestead
.instead book himself a 5 star hotel…ati amepanda class. He does not drink tap water too and can’t shake hands with any Kenyan coz he considers u a mafi in his eyes na mtu vumbi vumbi.

Well J&J news network was able to catch up with @luoamerican’s younger brother named Jared Nyangumi Ochieng…who lives the life of a peasant back in Kondele slums. Let’s take a look at him first.
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Nyangumi is a changaa brewer back in Kondele. He says his big bro has never sent him a single cent since he set foot in Minnesota USA. He is struggling with life. We asked him how his big bro treats him whenever he visits? He told us that his bro umchukulia kama chokora banaa… he even at one time spat on him saliva in disgust and told him to take his ugly face away from him.

At this point Nyangumi started weeping. Me and my new cameraman a Mr. Juma from the coast region decided to take him for lunch in an expensive hotel where we were staying.
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During lunch , Nyangumi was so emotional and told us no one has ever treated him like this before. Our rooms were upstairs so my cameraman asked Nyangumi to follow him to the room so that he can give him a gift.

I remained downstairs as I enjoyed my meal. 5 minutes later I saw Nyangumi running downstairs with the speed of an antelope while holding his already falling trouser. My cameraman Juma was behind him in hot pursuit while saying “tulia tulia kijana wangu”. Luckily Nyangumi was quicker and disappeared in thin air.

When my cameraman came back …I told him mimi kama C.E.O wako I demand to know what happened or else.

Ok boss ilikuwa hivi, tuliingia room hivi nikamuuliza ule kijana “tutasumbuana ama utatoa roho safi” when translated that means "will u take it the easy way or the hard way"in English.

Kijana akasitasita so mimi nilimzaba Kofi ya kimataifa akaanguka hapo kwa carpet kama ameniaka kiyambis. Boss nilimchunisha sukuma with the niceness.

I have since fired that coastarian cameraman. J&J Inc doesn’t condone Sodomy at all. We apologise to @luoamerican and his entire family at large.[/QUOT

system · May 17, 2019, 8:52pm

Kuna jamaa last year aliweka picha ya kwake and it was in such a deplorable state that everybody felt bad for him. @uwesmake told him there is no way a lady would take him seriously after seeing his home. @Purple I think gave him some encouraging words but the place looked really bad.
I think that guy had to change handles because eyes can’t unsee what we saw. I can’t remember his handle

Starscream · May 18, 2019, 2:06am

ukweli

kush_yule_mnono · May 18, 2019, 10:15am

Alaf mujamaa akona zile sleepers za lojo …

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fala_mjanja · May 18, 2019, 12:15pm

I think ni ile ghaseer mbuthia

ChifuMbitika · May 18, 2019, 3:19pm

Panyaste wacha ujinga banaa! Yaani unapeana story ya maana alafu unaiharibu na ujinga ya sukuma.

kush_yule_mnono · May 18, 2019, 4:49pm

Hehe … for @Panyaste bila skuma, it dint happen.

ChifuMbitika · May 18, 2019, 6:10pm

Most Definitely!

TrumanCapote · May 19, 2019, 9:47am

Panyaste:

Meet Sospeter Awinjo Okech…he used to live a modest life back home in Kondele slums in Kisumu before he got lucky and won a green card and moved to the United States.
This was his life
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Very simple…and modest. Mtu down to earth. … wait for it.

Immediately Sospeter Awinjo moved to the states he started changing. Anaweka tattoo, dreadlocks and even started twenging.He changed his name from Sospeter Awinjo to @luoamerican
[ATTACH=full]238253[/ATTACH]
Maringo started from here. He looked down upon everyone back at home even his own family members. He referred them as watu wa vumbi or better said vumbistans.

U see this kind of jaluos wa ocha spend heavily while in the states and hardly send anything back home to their families. U will find them wearing the most expensive clothes bought from NY designer shops. Kiatu anakuvalia kitu ya bei ya juu but family home is suffering in poverty. U see one reason I respect shiny eyes in the diaspora is because everytime u walk into a western union or moneygram office huwezi wakosa wakituma dollars or euros back home na saizo amekuvalia Jeans mpararo bought from 2nd hand shops in majuu.

Back to @luoamerican . He is also the type of nigga who when he visits home will not sleep at their ocha homestead
.instead book himself a 5 star hotel…ati amepanda class. He does not drink tap water too and can’t shake hands with any Kenyan coz he considers u a mafi in his eyes na mtu vumbi vumbi.

Well J&J news network was able to catch up with @luoamerican’s younger brother named Jared Nyangumi Ochieng…who lives the life of a peasant back in Kondele slums. Let’s take a look at him first.
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Nyangumi is a changaa brewer back in Kondele. He says his big bro has never sent him a single cent since he set foot in Minnesota USA. He is struggling with life. We asked him how his big bro treats him whenever he visits? He told us that his bro umchukulia kama chokora banaa… he even at one time spat on him saliva in disgust and told him to take his ugly face away from him.

At this point Nyangumi started weeping. Me and my new cameraman a Mr. Juma from the coast region decided to take him for lunch in an expensive hotel where we were staying.
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During lunch , Nyangumi was so emotional and told us no one has ever treated him like this before. Our rooms were upstairs so my cameraman asked Nyangumi to follow him to the room so that he can give him a gift.

I remained downstairs as I enjoyed my meal. 5 minutes later I saw Nyangumi running downstairs with the speed of an antelope while holding his already falling trouser. My cameraman Juma was behind him in hot pursuit while saying “tulia tulia kijana wangu”. Luckily Nyangumi was quicker and disappeared in thin air.

When my cameraman came back …I told him mimi kama C.E.O wako I demand to know what happened or else.

Ok boss ilikuwa hivi, tuliingia room hivi nikamuuliza ule kijana “tutasumbuana ama utatoa roho safi” when translated that means "will u take it the easy way or the hard way"in English.

Kijana akasitasita so mimi nilimzaba Kofi ya kimataifa akaanguka hapo kwa carpet kama ameniaka kiyambis. Boss nilimchunisha sukuma with the niceness.

I have since fired that coastarian cameraman. J&J Inc doesn’t condone Sodomy at all. We apologise to @luoamerican and his entire family at large.

ATI you took him to expensive hotel? Expensive hotel ni gani? KFC ama Chicken Inn? Please kua serious, Sema tulimpeleka fast food. Afadhali mugekula fish Kondele. You are worse than these Jaruo Jeuri ww.

Panyaste · May 19, 2019, 9:49am

Umbwa hii

TrumanCapote · May 19, 2019, 9:51am

Mamako! R u on the DL and in luv with wajaka coz ur stories revolve around wajaka kuchunishwa spinach? Hii in Psychology inatwa projecting. If not that it’s about wanaume hukula smokies na chips plain. Acha a na watu wakule Ile kitu wanapenda.