Your gf ni Lanye

Sex & Relationships
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How to tell if your gf ni undercover lanye:

  1. Tattoo. Verified lanye tumekula sisi wote.
  2. Rude for no apparent reason. Tabia ya Lanye.
  3. She lives a lavish life without any explainable source of income. Self-explanatory.
  4. Piercing kwa mapua or anywhere else apart from earlobe. Car Harbor.
  5. She uses sex to manipulate you. Experienced lanye.
  6. Mlevi. Lacks self-control. Obviously ni Lanye.
  7. She has a negative attitude towards the male gender. Demon-Possessed Lanye.
  8. Uses vulgar language kila wakati. Lanye.
  9. Million cockstare. Only players know hizo macho, she has an empty stare like she doesn’t have a soul inside. Toroka mbio bro.
  10. Anamezea style zote kwa bed and she’s comfortable with oral. Lanye!

Usipotoroka sahii utakuja kujuta. Happy kudungwa-visu anniversary!

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Not all are that bad, kuna mmoja tulikuwa na uhusiano na yeye kutoka 2013-2016 sijawahi ona mwanamke mkarimu(humble) kama yeye, nikimkumbuka natokwa na chozi. Mungu akubariki Pamela popote ulipo.

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Some of them are really nice humans but species ni ya lanye. Consequences ni zile zile

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Najua lanye mkarimu pale kantafu-ngoliba market. Hawa wa nairobi ni manyoka

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Haiya

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And that’s why she remains to be gf forever.

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Good for you.

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Kwani ulikatwa mkono ya kulia?

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  1. Ukimdinya uchomoe deki kwa coomer ujifanye umekosea uingize kwa mcoondoo na ako comfortable, run my fren.
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Hahaha

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:D:D:D:Dpalmela!!!

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Inaitwa the thousand cock stare… iyo nikikatia dem ata ajifanye mgumu aje najua tu hii lazima itaingia box…

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Her eyes might roll back like The Undertaker’s, creepy!

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i believe every pus5y in this world has a price

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Ya’ll losers who pay for sex are so brainwashed by your beta tendencies to a point of thinking every woman is a prostitute. But I don’t blame you, one day you will get your money right & get out there and you will look at your older self in disgust.

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Some women are prostitutes. Same as some men.

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Ndiyo hiyo sasa my fren.

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Yeah of course because evolution dictacted that in every species where childbirth is a big task to the female, then the females will be the ones to determine how the deal goes.

But for a prostitute, they want an easier happy life

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In Kenya all pretty ladies do lanye side hustle if the offer is good enough.

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:D:D:D:D master,unatokwa na machozi ama joti ukiwank ?