Your Future Wives

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Je wajua alcohol tolerance ya wanawake iko chini sana kuliko ya wanaume of the weight, age etc. Their livers are not able to breakdown alcohol as fast as those of males. Sasa msichana kama huyu akiendelea hivo ni a walking corpse

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WTF! This is a drink to be enjoyed pole pole. Anyway they end up learning the hard way that pombe sio maji.

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Hapa ukilamba mkia itataste whiskey

Hehe, she’ll tell you “I’m living my best life.”

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The gen Z ladies are more masculine than the men.

Gen Z eunuchs like @Josto_Bwaku and @Straw_man have a soprano voice, slim body, and poor eye contact. Surely do you expect their female agemates to respect them?

Meanwhile I have a deep voice, big biceps, giant chest, and strong eye contact. Gen Z ladies blush when they spot Wuod Ugenya…

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Mkuu, hukosi kupeana masweep kila uzi? ni mwezi wa raha.

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Wuod Ugenya kihii

Izi muscles utaenda kuringia Bibi yako @blaze1 huko kibera

The only muscles you have are from throwing stones and peeling your foreskin.

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Halafu upate matako ni ugali saucer mbiri kama Ile ya sara kabu

This one is better than that creepy eyes ssenga.
Musoori saidi