You Have To Be Always Led

That is how it is and has been for the last 500 years.

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Huyu jamaa alienda kuambia wazungu wenzake vile ali-storm Dusit akaua 50 terrorists single handedly. Alikua anatuma Recce squad wafanye petty errands kama kumletea maji ya kunywa. Sahii akiangushwa Ukraine atakuwa ame-desert within a week na aende therapy ya ku-deal na trauma.

I read that he happened to be at the mall with his combat gear when the attack happened. Which makes you wonder, how did he get into such a supposedly secure place with all that hardware? Or did he flash his James Bond ID?

The Kenyan cops look like they walked out of a chang’aa den.

There are people who have an armory in their trunk in a way that kukiharibika ako ready kupambana.

Did you know:

Africans are better and more productive employees when working for a muzungu boss.

They all put in extra time and effort to impress the muzungu boss.

Africans feel much much better about their work when working for muzungu.

Africans working for a muzungu boss feel somewhat superior to those working for nyeuthi bosses.

It’s simply because muzungu bosses provide better perks. I have two relatives working for mzungus and they’re generally paid higher and have more freedom than those working for Kenyan or Asian bosses in similar positions. The other two regularly remind you that they’re doing you a favour.

I pray I never meet these creatures, or if I do, ikuwe South Korean.