Remember ukiwa primary school, vile hungetaka story za ma-boy because your wish was to marry a pilot, a doctor, chali ana-drive and sex before marriage was a sin……Am proud of you because you are a living testimony that not all dreams are valid.
Yawhn! Kwa nini dem hufunga macho wakati ananyanduliwa?
Mbona ng’ombe hufunga jicho moja akila muwa?
Kwa sababu ya utamu
kwa sababu wewe ni ngombeee
My dream is to marry a doctor or a lawyer
He he he!
You’re very cow!
We don’t want to see that ugly face you make when you cum
Neither do we like to see those hideous faces u make when we choking u