So i get home from work around 8pm hivi.my house has those twin doors,an inside wooden one n a metalic for security.mlango ya chuma only closed tukidoz or when out.i push the wooden door open naingia kidogo nitoe socks n upepo bangs the door vidole za left zikiwa kwa frame.sema kuitana motherferker mara kaa thao.kauchungu kanaanza from the back of my head kakiteremka na spine mpaka kwa miguu.alafu strangely unakafeel mpaka kwa makende.i took a sit while squezing my wriste in pain then my 2yr old son starts laughing akiita mamake “ati daddy chungu”
saa hizo unaskia mpaka tumachozi tukinyemelea.
ebu niongeze ice cubes kwa hii dish,hizi zimeyeyuka.ferk
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:D:D:D Pole
sorry, sasa umetype na kadole kamoja?
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Sasa pinky fingure iko na ka heart beat kake .throabing pain i tell u
Bad parenting right there. How do you curse in front of your kid?
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pole boss…though can’t help laughing at you trying to put on a brave face for your kid
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
left hand ndio iko na injury bana.
ingekua right manze kufinya ugali moto luhya style ingekua shida sana
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Boss at that moment i would have cursed infront of my grandma.akili zilikua zinaspin mwenda
lazima ujifanye simba bana.
Iza…I can relate…kwanza ushawahi jigonga elbow accidentally ?? unaskia ka shock fulani unakunja sura kama msee amelambishwa simiti
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jaribu kuzaa boss… utajua uchungu… Pole lakini…
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Thanks boss lady,kuzaa najua ni uchungu but pia hii ni mwenda
Sasa wewe ndio umenielewa
So now imagine it was that laughing brat who got it! In your presence!!! That is always my paranoia, forever! And, mind you, kubanwa na mlango wa gari huwa chungu zaidi 
Cant wish that to my son dude.would rather get banged by the door like a million times.
WTF men
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Yeah…you should curse behind it…
Bae wangu ni epidural… Won’t let her feel that pain… Sitaki nitusiwe
Pole bro. Cursing is in order for a poet in extreme and extraneous excitement.
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Indulging in the forbidden fruit came with a very steep price for women… I shudder imagining what women go through! The occasional unlucky encounter of passing calcified godzilla guano hurts like crazy and that’s nothing in comparison to a baby head!
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QUOTE=“4makind, post: 255827, member: 1119”]Indulging in the forbidden fruit came with a very steep price for women… I shudder imagining what women go through! The occasional unlucky encounter of passing calcified godzilla guano hurts like crazy and that’s nothing in comparison to a baby head!
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boss zoea kunywa maji mob to avoid that next time