Welcome to the old chokoshford stadium. Today is a match between team Admins v team bingwa. I will be your commentator, Panyaste Drury.
Our line ups for today’s five aside
TEAM ADMIN
1.OLD MONK (GK coz he dives like a monkey)
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Mundu mulosi
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Deorro (captain)
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Electronic4u
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Purple
TEAM BINGWA
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Maathais
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Bingwa (captain)
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Coteivoire
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Uwesmake
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Kendezmendez
Our match referee will be mzee gashwin.
Here we go. Ref blows the whistle. Deorro with the ball. Gives an Ozil pass to Mundu mulosi via purple but the one baller didn’t take the chance. Throw in for team bingwa. Fat Somali bingwa throws the ball to Kendez… Buriful dribble by Kendez… Passes to uwesmake who seems to be intoxicated… Pass/ball passes in between his feet.
Purple throws the ball to Elec… He passes 5o to Deorro… Deorro Deorro Deorro with the ball… Still with the ball… Crisp pass to Mundu, he is open on goal… He is only remaining with the goalie… Idiot shoots wide. Over da bar.
Goalkick by maathais… His captain bingwa tells him not to do a short goal kick but since he does not see eye to eye with the 40 year old Somali he does… Blunder… Purple intercepts the ball… She has a scoring opportunity… This she has to score… Wait a minute out of nowhere the fat Somali just came and sweeped purple from behind in the penalty box… Referee gashwin waves play on but the team ADMIN surround him in protest. Referee has changed his mind and decides to see the VAR.
It’s all tense as we wait for gashwin to watch the VAR and give his final verdict. Meanwhile uwesmake has asked the technical bench to pass him over some water… But from where I am I can see its a gibleys bottle people.
Decision made by the referee via VAR… It is a penalty for team admin. Question is who to take it. They have decided its the one baller who will take it… No no… Purple overrules she says she got the penalty and she should take it.
It’s now purple vs maathais at goal… She shoots… She mwagaz the GK and its a goaaaaaal.
Her teammates are running towards her to celebrate but wait a minute the already drunk Uwesmake is also running after her to celebrate… He dives on her and asks her naweza kukamua alafu ufanya nimwage kama goalie wetu? Jesus Christ.
His teammates are furious with him and ask for him to be substituted. Their coach @123tokambio finally subs uwesmake with vuja de. A very dangerous striker.
Restart at the middle of the park. Bingwa to Coteivoire… Does a nice dribble and then passes to Kendez… Kendezzzz… Beauty under the leg dribble against Deorro. Kendez passes to vuja the danger man. Shakes a leg like a mkamba. Does a nice dummy and gives a thru pass to the msomali bingwa… Bingwa… Bingwa and olmonk the goalie… Bingwa takes something out of his pocket… Wait a minute what is that? It’s a banana to confuse the monkey and bingwa scores… 1-1.
Team admin are furious and ask the referee gashwin to do another VAR. Ref tells them VAR yetu iliisha moto kitambo na KPLC walikataa sitima kieleweke and he blows for the half time whistle…