Work and Relationships

[pimpin5000hoes]

@Kryptonite

Wooii:(

Kwani ni wewe?

[Kryptonite]

@pimpin5000hoes

Kwani ni wewe?

No way sio mimi…lakini mbona amuache?? Yaani you dating someone who already knows anakuleft lini!!sad:mad:

[Slim_fit]

@kah tony

Orengo and Murungi huchapana home na quotes from the constitution.

orengo: according to article bla bla bla…that pussy is my constitutional right.ukivua ninavua
wife: I have some irreducible minimums that you promised to meet last time n…
lol

[Slim_fit]

@pimpin5000hoes

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. Hehehehe. Kumbe battered men are not a myth.

alikuwa anafanya refresher na mwili ya jamaa wetu. ama ni home work?

[Phylgee]

How comes no one is talking about exotic dancers aka strippers??

[Bingi]

@Baby Panay

and by end of November am dumping her

u dumping her next week but one, sioni ukiweza

[Bakayaro]

@Baby Panay

I don’t care…am using protection and by end of November am dumping her.

:D:D:D

[hcaikp]

I’ve always wondered how a Gyna gets “appetite” after work? Ama nika kama, butcher na mama apike nyama jioni from works…"

[system]

@kah tony

@pseudonym like truck drivers because they are good with their hands, rarely home and handle big equipment

True that.

[system]

@Baby Panay

I don’t care…am using protection and by end of November am dumping her.

:D:D:D @Nattydread was only kidding…easy man!

[david_mugo]

@PIMPMALAYA that was nt a lady hio kilikua n robot

[DeMoreh]

@pimpin5000hoes

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. Hehehehe. Kumbe battered men are not a myth.

Hujaona men rights vile imenoga uko Nyeri

[Adeudeu]

@david mugo

i once dated a special forces lady alitoka peace keeping akaleta peacekeeping kwa nyumba anamka usiku na kunipa masweep na tackle mwenda

This is gold

[Some_Say]

@kah tony

I have a friend who was advised not to marry a morgue attendant. Why? I don’t know.

Unaweza taka bibi akikuja home anakuambia risto za zile maiti zimeletwa? Akikudara unaanza kuona images za hizo mikono zimeosha maiti

[Joel]

@david mugo

i once dated a special forces lady alitoka peace keeping akaleta peacekeeping kwa nyumba anamka usiku na kunipa masweep na tackle mwenda

:D:D:p

[Okwonkwo]

mimi napenda mama mboga

[WANJIKU]

@Kryptonite

Wooii:(

Triple woooiii:(:(

[Some_Say]

@Phylgee

How comes no one is talking about exotic dancers aka strippers??

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[WANJIKU]

@kah tony

I have a friend who was advised not to marry a morgue attendant. Why? I don’t know.

I always asked mysel how a gaenacologist behaves when they see their spouse naked.

My mum is a farmer. She always seems to start conversations with the weather pattern. “Na hii mvua…”

Dating a hawker…they always seem to be shouting and aware of their surrounding. May be because of Kanju look out.

Makanga hata akiingia gari ndogo huruka ndani na kufunga mlango na nguvu.

How does line of work affect your relationships?

When I board a matt I sorora kila kitu kuona kaa ni compliant.I calculate how much the trip made.nasikiza vile gari inarun.can’t help telling the dere if naskia kamiss mahali.BTWmimi so makanga wala ,driver au polisi:D:D

[kah_tony]

@WANJIKU

When I board a matt I sorora kila kitu kuona kaa ni compliant.I calculate how much the trip made.nasikiza vile gari inarun.can’t help telling the dere if naskia kamiss mahali.BTWmimi so makanga wala ,driver au polisi:D:D

Mtu wa squady of course