Word of the day - Dirty Missionary

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Dirty Missionary
This is best used after you’ve worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady’s face and creates the experience of the “dirty missionary”. Consider this conversation between mekanika mchafu @introvert and @Nefertities

Nefertities: I love watching you work in the garage all day - Can I get you anything? :slight_smile:

Introvert: How about some hot sex right now? :cool:

Nefertities: I think we can do that :stuck_out_tongue:

While going at it - @introvert sticks his left armpit into @Nefertities ’ face

Nef: Oh that’s gross! :mad:

Introvert: It’s not gross - it’s the Dirty Missionary! :cool:

[SIZE=1]credits: urbandictionary[/SIZE]

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Bomoa kabat polepole naniii!

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niko straight kama fimbo ya nyayo

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Fimbo ya nyayo is not straight. It actually curves into a round object at it’s end.

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goja ukutiliwo.
tumechukua front row seat tukiwa na @pseudonym

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Neff?..kuja rushia jamaa mawords motomoto zako.

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Buda una ngeree nini… Umetoka jela ama?

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:D:D:D it will be a very interesting weekend.

Stay tuned.

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Nef doesn’t like missionary so your analogy is flawed factually.

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… getting high on that ish first.

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Leo watu wameamulia Archibald Otieno.

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EEeeew!

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:rolleyes: ew!

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@Okwonkwo let the fetishes roll

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Gross…I just threw up a little.

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this sounds gay

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kuom kayole tumeze gibleys

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on the contrary girls like it so much, ukinyandua mtu kaa mko na majasho ya job mnamwagiana mtu humpour mpaka CC ya gear box, smell of a working woman is wow

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:D:D:D

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Quadro 4000 mwanaume mzima anasema ewww.