Yesterday on the thread “18 year olds” some talkers really twisted themselves into a pretzel… I would understand if you are a parent with an 18 year old daughter but that thread really proved most of us are really dishonest. It’s quite difficult for a dude to tell the age of a physically mature girl. Yes sometimes you may guess right but there are always surprises every now and then. So I am going to share a few examples.
Last year while I was part timing for an NGO in taveta, I met this girl with a curvy ass that I thought was 28 or something but she was really calm and settled. She kinda rejected my initial advances and I said ooh well feck it. But one day she got really flirty and I knew that was my chance so I asked her out. I got really flirty and touchy feely as we were taking kanywaji…just trying to rev it up and she was quite ok with it. In the middle of the conversation she asked me how old I am. in response I asked her to make a guess, and she guessed right, 33 I was. I asked her how old she is and she also challenged me to make a guess. I guesses 28, and she really burst into laughter and was literally in tears…when the laughter died down she told me she has a 19 year old son and asked me to make a proper guess…So I guessed 38 and she reckoned that was a good guess…
Up-next is this workmate that I hadn’t ever seen in the organization, We are like 1000 people so it’s understandable… I initially thought she was an intern since I hadn’t heard of any job openings for about an year. I thought her age was 24 or 25 at most…we were getting on really nice but I always thought she was too desperate for her age. So again while we were chatting she let me know she hadn’t had a promotion in the last five years…All she gets are the annual increments. Lol I was shocked, I knew she couldn’t be 24 so I looked for a clever way to ask her age and again she took me through the guess shit…and I guessed 28 to save my face. Hehehe she let me know she’s 31.
And many many more… But hey what has age got to do with it? except of course where they are legal implications…
Nice and thanks, I actually knew this… in the context of a “touchy subject”. Just lacked a better word to convey the same meaning. I will appreciate it if you suggested a better word.
hehehe…
screw dem hoes.
if you ever lived or grew up in the ghetto you would know a 12 year old child is an old woman.
this shows you arent travelled and you meet minor prostitutes.
like here in laikipia class six kids are becoming peoples wives with reckless abandon and the wazees drink to that
Perhaps better but seems to convey a romantic kind of engagement… Would you be kind enough to use itf in the context of “touch”… I mean in a sentence?.. I have edited the post.
Bcoz they are hot cake there.Ninjas those sides don’t want mature lanyez they want vifarangas. Was once in Embu …to be precise Kiambere, we were bn hosted by some KenGen engineer working in the power stn. At night we went drinking in some small town centre. Zile quiet t.ships ambazo zina bar kama tatu at most. KenGen employees ndio bigwigs hizi streets. Wueh malaya vifaranga 15,16 ndio ziko nje ya pub zinangoja clients and most of the clients ni employees wa KenGen. Ngoja uskie bei…wait for it 200/-.And it’s like parents wa hawa watoto know what they do.
