Women

[EL_CUCUY]

Women can never be understood.

[chap]

@EL CUCUY what do you do for a living?

[EL_CUCUY]

@chap

@EL CUCUY what do you do for a living?

Fucking your mum.

[ugali_ya_jana]

@EL CUCUY

Women can never be understood.

hakuna kitu huchanganya muschana kama hii…

[Wamathuruari]

@EL CUCUY

Women can never be understood.

Leta hekaya
Mbona hukumguza?

[chap]

@EL CUCUY

Fucking your mum.

You see how emasculated you are! it is the same reason why you can’t understand women. A man reaches out trying to understand where you are coming from before blindly juding you by what you post yet you end up hurling expletives

[Yuletapeli]

@ugali ya jana

hakuna kitu huchanganya muschana kama hii…

Na ukimgusa anaanza upuss eti she’s not in the mood, hajiskii :D:D. Hapo ndio unaskia kutupa nje mtoto wa mtu usiku wa manane na upigie neighbour telephone akuje akusaidie kutoa kutu.

Kidem kinakukausha alafu anakupea asubuhi saa zile anaona unachelewa kuingia shughuli. Alafu anakuuliza kama umejam akingoja useme “eh” ndio askiye mzuri.

Enyewe Mimi husema Mungu akiumba mwanamke aliweka a corrupt file in their system. Hawa watu hawajielewangi.

[Fisi]

@Yuletapeli

Na ukimgusa anaanza upuss eti she’s not in the mood, hajiskii :D:D. Hapo ndio unaskia kutupa nje mtoto wa mtu usiku wa manane na upigie neighbour telephone akuje akusaidie kutoa kutu.

Kidem kinakukausha alafu anakupea asubuhi saa zile anaona unachelewa kuingia shughuli. Alafu anakuuliza kama umejam akingoja useme “eh” ndio askiye mzuri.

Enyewe Mimi husema Mungu akiumba mwanamke aliweka a corrupt file in their system. Hawa watu hawajielewangi.

Mbona hii inakaa personal, Leta hekaya!

[Uzo]

@Yuletapeli

Na ukimgusa anaanza upuss eti she’s not in the mood, hajiskii :D:D. Hapo ndio unaskia kutupa nje mtoto wa mtu usiku wa manane na upigie neighbour telephone akuje akusaidie kutoa kutu.

Kidem kinakukausha alafu anakupea asubuhi saa zile anaona unachelewa kuingia shughuli. Alafu anakuuliza kama umejam akingoja useme “eh” ndio askiye mzuri.

Enyewe Mimi husema Mungu akiumba mwanamke aliweka a corrupt file in their system. Hawa watu hawajielewangi.

don’t ever appear butt-hurt ukinyimwa půssy. Just smile and do something else. Never punish a girl for denying you sex.

[Kavisi]

@Yuletapeli

Na ukimgusa anaanza upuss eti she’s not in the mood, hajiskii :D:D. Hapo ndio unaskia kutupa nje mtoto wa mtu usiku wa manane na upigie neighbour telephone akuje akusaidie kutoa kutu.

Kidem kinakukausha alafu anakupea asubuhi saa zile anaona unachelewa kuingia shughuli. Alafu anakuuliza kama umejam akingoja useme “eh” ndio askiye mzuri.

Enyewe Mimi husema Mungu akiumba mwanamke aliweka a corrupt file in their system. Hawa watu hawajielewangi.

Mkuu wacha kutupimia hekaya. Angusha thread.

[Yuletapeli]

@Kavisi

Mkuu wacha kutupimia hekaya. Angusha thread.

:D:D hekaya zangu as far as girlfriends are involved ni za 1970s. Nili retire many years ago. Sahi na focus na ku shape my sons to be MEN na kujenga kesho usikuwe tricky ku survive

@Uzo

don’t ever appear butt-hurt ukinyimwa půssy. Just smile and do something else. Never punish a girl for denying you sex.

I’m past that stage. Refer to my comment above :D:cool:
Cc. @Heke

[Heke]

@Yuletapeli

:D:D hekaya zangu as far as girlfriends are involved ni za 1970s. Nili retire many years ago. Sahi na focus na ku shape my sons to be MEN na kujenga kesho usikuwe tricky ku survive

I’m past that stage. Refer to my comment above :D:cool:
Cc. @Heke

Watu dedicated planteshen hawana presha…soft life ndio zetu…wachana na hawa vijana wa danguro wata kuchokesha akili:cool:

[Siko_Twitter]

Unajiskia kwa kuwa na negative idea?

[olycrank]

i did that to a girl alikua ananiudhi, alibaki amejiuliza maswali mingi hadi wa leo she sometimes ask me that

[magreb]

@Yuletapeli

Na ukimgusa anaanza upuss eti she’s not in the mood, hajiskii :D:D. Hapo ndio unaskia kutupa nje mtoto wa mtu usiku wa manane na upigie neighbour telephone akuje akusaidie kutoa kutu.

Kidem kinakukausha alafu anakupea asubuhi saa zile anaona unachelewa kuingia shughuli. Alafu anakuuliza kama umejam akingoja useme “eh” ndio askiye mzuri.

Enyewe Mimi husema Mungu akiumba mwanamke aliweka a corrupt file in their system. Hawa watu hawajielewangi.

You are suffering in the plantation by a lot.

[Yuletapeli]

@magreb

You are suffering in the plantation by a lot.

How? Niko sawa kabsa Sina tatizo kaka

[magreb]

@Yuletapeli

How? Niko sawa kabsa Sina tatizo kaka

How often do you get sekete and does it go past kifo cha mende? Sema ukweli mungu anakuona.

[Yuletapeli]

@magreb

How often do you get sekete and does it go past kifo cha mende? Sema ukweli mungu anakuona.

Mbele ya Mungu.
Hakuna stingo huwa sitafuni nayo nyau. Nyau huwa nakula on average five times a week. Hehe kwani unadhani Mimi na wife we are old kiasi gani? Bado nakaanga kijana ako in his 20s na wife hukaa nika ako early 20s, na energy ni nyingi saidi. Huwa hatuna relationship related issues.

[magreb]

@Yuletapeli

Mbele ya Mungu.
Hakuna stingo huwa sitafuni nayo nyau. Nyau huwa nakula on average five times a week. Hehe kwani unadhani Mimi na wife we are old kiasi gani? Bado nakaanga kijana ako in his 20s na wife hukaa nika ako early 20s, na energy ni nyingi saidi. Huwa hatuna relationship related issues.

Watu sii wajinga buana. Hio ni uongo.

[Yuletapeli]

@magreb

Watu sii wajinga buana. Hio ni uongo.

Hehe, Mimi ndio na jua. Sio Kila mtu anapitia challenges.