Women will look for any reason to jump off marriage when a man is down

This guy married a slay queen at the peak of his career in k24. After k24 and generally media industry showed signs of struggle, kwalanda akachujwa. The lady looked for flimsy reason to leave. Here is the confession.

For the first time, Media personality Tony Kwalanda has spoken about how his relationships with actress and content creator Joyce Maina ended.

Kwalanda, who confessed to loving Joyce beyond measure, said cultural difference in naming children was the main reason the two parted ways.

Kwalanda: Joyce alisema, “Mtoto wangu wa kwanza, mi nataka nimwite hivi, wa pili nataka nimwite hivi, watatu, nataka nimwite hivi. Ah!” Nikamsikiza tu na nikamwambia, “Unajua sasa sisi Wakabras kule Malava, sisi wanaume ndio tunaname watoto.” Joyce akasema, “Ah! Mimi ndio carrier. Unidunge mimba halafu ukuje useme unataka kuwapatia watoto majina? Nitamwita jina langu, upende usipende.”

“Nikaona tukiendelea, tutakuwa na shida. Niliona kama jina peke yake inaweza kuleta shida, there could be another problem. Pia, ilimsikia akisema akiwa na mimba, siku moja nimekuja nyumbani nataka unipikie… Ninajua kupika na ninaweza kupika kwenye ndoa, lakini baadhi ya wanaume hatupendi kuambiwa ama kukumbushwa,” Kwalanda added.

Photo: Tony Kwalanda (Facebook)

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Marry your tribe mates. Otherwise, he is another static of luhya men impregnanting daughters of Mumbi. cc @sokwemtu

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This kwalanda guy went ahead and married a shiny who can’t humble despite all odds being against her? He deserves what he got, maybe even worse

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Mimi nakumbali hayo yiote but after nimdunge ball na kumpeleka maternity, narush kwa hau na lorry nacarry kila kitu namuachia Gotha zake , safuria, gas na sanitary pads Dio akue feminist kama capote with real evidence

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So according to your heading, did she jump off or did he do it? Looks like they had other issues. A woman can’t be that had headed at the beginning of a relationship.

Looks like the guy was the one kept by a woman

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Nimetafuta nudes za Joyce nimekosa.

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Ungezipata najua ungenyonga na engine oil.

Baruya na mifupa lightskin. It must remind them of when as boys, they used to pluck chicken to simulate a naked woman and fuck it in the bushes

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You can never waste a crisis. Can you?

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There is a time he unveiled a 19 year Old Low milleage and succulent kunguru

tomba mamako mwenye sura ngumu kama @agwambo

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Jinga ya mtu

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Pretty gal

Kwalanda sounds slow. Ati cultural differences. Mimi sio shiny eye but nimepea shiny eye wawili ball wote have named their kids after my side of the family and I have copies of the birth certificates. Msichana alitafuta tu njia ya kupiga bonobo chobo

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You must of plucked chicken fuckers battalion

Yea he has never been the smartest…sio mtu dame atataka hata kuzaa na yeye

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Baruhyas mbona mnapenda kuoa Kikuyus? Kwenu hakuna wasichana maghasia?

She doesn’t have the looks that would warrant her speaking like an idiot, but she does speak like one all the same. That is all you need to know before you allow her to bring forth your young ones.
Ugweskuwa average na unaongea kama mjinga buana. Choose a struggle.

Wako.

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