Women, whoa! omen, whore-men and we men

i did a thread here and said hawa wanawake watatuzalia watoto jinga jinga
y’all treated me like nanuka tako

…but i keep on meeting dense women …keep on being proven right like A*

Today i have broken up with two of mi ladies:

Storo One.
My galfy, lets call her ‘1’, told me yesterday that amealikwa wedding. Me said no prob, si mimi na.make mistake ya kuoa
She goes on to say that anataka dough ya salon, I agree coz thats my job.
She calls me today, and asks for the salon money.
I say i am gonna give her 1,500bob
She said she needed 3K …n wanted a new handbag …new clothes coz she cant travel na ‘matambara’ SMH
I ask her if she’s invited to a wedding every week like citizen’s wedding show ka tutakuwa tunaspend all that. So i strike off handbag na nguo. In any case, she has nguo. Ni upus tu ndo ako nayo. I tell her al get her 1,500 and she somewhat agrees.
we continue chapaing storo
After we done, out of nowhere, fool tells me, “Ka hutatuma 2k, wacha tu ikae”
N am like ‘’‘’‘’‘’‘’‘’''fcuk? and hang-up kabla hiyo ujinga inishike.
I immediately MPESA my mum the 1,500 “ya kuku”
I text the lady and blankly like a *.txt file …bila marembesho …and tell her I cant take her shit and high-life no more. I let her know that i wont answer her txts, Wont pick her calls; we done.

I hold my end …and continuing.

Storo Two
Another galfy, we call her ‘2’, tells me ‘kuna joto sana’ as a reason why we shouldnt meet n eat jana. We go back and forth, and I agree to a meet-up leo. Wanted jana coz i got galfy ‘3’ who meets me up on sundays; my tank needs a day to refill n muscles to heal. I agree to leo nonetheless.
We chat in the morning its still leo 2pm

we chat tena masaa tano mchana hivi hivi, we still on 2pm

1:40pm i txt her, and get no response.

I chill

An hour later, she hasnt come, hasnt replied to my txt, and doesnt pick my call

Ma three pm na kitu, she doesnt pick my call, txt still not answered.

Ma four pm na kitu, i text her sayin that she should atleast respond to the text and call.

And she immediately answers that leo she was busy

I go, ‘’'fcuk???
My instincts tell me, she went to another date

And i do the goodbye text

Its all over

…now I am back to a one-woman-man

Coz ladies??? wacha tu

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*Rolling eyes all the way back.

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well played, would have done the same nikijibiwa hivyo

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for how long? i wonder

Apo sawa…apana tambua takataka,apana ambukizwa ujinga.

Hata wewe ni mkali…uliwacha tu ikae. Their loss.

Someone who suspects a partner of cheating is most likely cheating too.

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i like that. very much…

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“Ka hutatuma 2k, wacha tu ikae” A sign that most lazy women out there are the most unappreciative. You did well to Mpesa your mum that 1500. I am sure she said thank you.

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Ofcourse …the more i get older, the lesser i take this crap. Labda naharibika. Labda huku ndo kukomaa sasa. Labda nitakosa mke. Labda ndo sasa najinasua

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this is all one needs, nothing more if you come across as ungrateful and a plain arsehole hata kama nina 10 million in the bank, siwezi kupa 500 bob

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Hii line imeniumiza pia mimi only in my situation ilikua kama hutatuma 150 usitume :D:D nilikua nitume 100… Kuona io text sijawai ongea na io bitch tena calls, texts, nikalenga… Mwanamke akianza kukupea masharti ivo ujue kuna wanaume wawili apo, so inabidi atembeze

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Girl: “Nitumie tu elfu mbili wewe huwezi kosa”
Me: Wewe umekosa kwa nini?

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That would be wise. Why spend on someone who can’t appreciate your efforts? No need. Let her go earn it herself and that way she might just learn to be a grateful person.

she believes she earns it by being the girlfriend…

:D:D there is a breed that believes having a pink space exempts them from working

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Yes, I think that is so selfish of them.

That would be fine if the man allows it. If his budget cannot allow it then the wise thing to do is to let the girl go make that money herself. Wanawake ni wengi sana.

Then there is this type that snobbs you to show you you arent worth her time,but ngoja askie ati ulipata job…promotion…pay rise…more commissions etc. they now all of a sudden come acting nice & friendly. I all ends up with being asked for a ‘loan’ & we all know money lent to a woman = money lost.

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Bingwa, keep it up, son!

Worst breed of bitches are those that ask that you send them “fare” ya mat/cab ndiyo wakuje date. Yaani utumie mtu pesa akuje akunywe/akule pesa ingine, halafu mkiachana tena umpatie ingine…yaani anakutumia kama IMF.

Just because she has a pussy…hiyo ujinga I NEVER EVER entertained even when I was young

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