Hiyo story ya drunk wife imenikumbusha another incident i did a while back , wale mnakumbuka bettiz
i was clubbing there and there was this lady who was dancing ,i invited her to my table and we hit it off, she never said someone was waiting for her at home.
around 3 am ,while she was on the dance floor, her phone got lost.
, So she broke the news to me that her boyfriend was waiting for her at home and since the gates was locked, she would be stranded.
Being a gentleman , i offered my phone to her to call the guy and explain her situation ndo akifika , asikawie kabla aje mfungulia gate , they were staying in kasarani .
The guy was furious and was hurling insults at her. Then the lady simply told him to talk to me, i was shocked, utaambiaje ndume ingine uko na manzi yake saa tisa usiku while she was drunk.
Mimi na ulevi , nikachukua simu and talked to the guy to come and pick her , the guy was breathing fire , hurled insults at me and switched off his phone.
The lady was stranded and started crying, being the gentleman , i Offered her to sleep in my couch and me in the bed. She agreed.
Off we went, i was staying in fedha in one of the SQs.
In the house, since the sofa was small, we agreed , she take the bed and me the small sofa.
But we decided to share the bed and sleep like brother and sister. Lakini wapi, 15 minutes later after switching off the lights , i was already on top of her.
Those days i would keep cds under the pillows , so it wasn’t dry fry.
in the morning, We talked now soberly and i learnt that she was a student hapo daystar while the boyfriend works at NBK.
I helped her to replace her line, bought her a small phone ,which made her very happy .
waliachana kama kawaida but i would smash her almost every weekend for 6 months till i dropped her because it was just a matter of time .
In short , women and alcohol is a very dangerous combination .
Don’t entertain a drunk woman.
Aje sasa?? Mwanaume akikuja kutoa vurugu kwako you have the permission to kill the mofo. I wouldn’t lose one second of sleep nikiwa kwangu sababu ya ndume ingine…never. I will give you some advice. It is a very bad idea kuenda kutolea mwanaume mwingine vurugu kwa nyumba yake juu ya kunguru. Hapo hata neighbors watakuvamia kama mwizi. Only a fool would do that. The same way ni risky kukulia dame kwa nyumba ya mwanaume mwingine.
It was risky but the story added 100% because , she had a phone in those skinny jeans, i had seen it and she was visibly shaken at first when she could not find it, we called it and it was already mteja , and the way the boyfriend spoke, it was obvious he was disappointed and very angry.
I had picked women from clubs numerous times, i knew the mchele type and the college type or just cleared highschool type.
Also the mchele gang know their game, they go with you straight without faking any story, they agree very fast to go with you.
Hio Bettyz wasichana walikuwa wanakunywa guarana tatu na kupanda meza na kuanza kudance… We always assumed it was their way of announcing that anyone who had the time should be ready to transport them back to wherever they could and chew the goods free of charge!
Wanawake na ulevi ni combination mbaya sana. I know a lady whose husband had no problem if she went out with friends and colleagues…hers was a perfect marriage…and i would occasionally join them kwa ulevi…she was strict and never played the dude. I remember she was making over 400k back then…then one day shit happened. Alienda ulevi na colleagues as usual…most wakajitoa akabaki na kamkamba flani colleague…kumbe kajama kalikua kamepiga hesabu kakadrug yeye. She found herself on the side of the road kwa gari kiti ya nyuma bila nguo…jama kalimwaga ndani. She was so ashamed akapelekwa Nairobi womens straight…and somehow hio stori haikuwai fikia bwana though their marriage was never the same. Sai huyo mwanamke hukunywa na madame pekee…and karma played its part hako kajama kakauliwa na pombe barely a year after the incident
You are a semi literate stray dog that cannot even get an admission at Mount Kenya University. How did you link the pussyjacking to his death a year later?
Hii injili tumeeneza sana hapa kijiji a clubbing woman/weed smoking is a huge red flag …women do unspeakable things while under the influence so as to not feel guilty and get through with it
Kama you date or married this type we tu jua kuna stories ukaambiwa you will cry
Bibi asilewe kama hauko karibu. Most girls become so horny when tipsy. Then scavengers like @Mojojojoo wanangoja wamkule mkia. Lewesha bibi akianza kutingika mpeleke nyumbani umtibu evening dosage then mlale
A woman who has a habit of getting drunk usually pays for her sins with the crack between her legs, just the same way a man who has a habit of getting drunk pays for his sins with his financial wellbeing.
Mwanamke na pombe ogopa. I have randomly picked married women while clubbing. But iko wawili walinishangaza. Mmoja niliokota club iko huko getway mall sikumbuki jina. Tukitoka tukaingia choo za madame nikakamua dry fry. Nikidrop yeye kwa bwana chake huko Imara daima akaniambia nikamue yeye tena right infront of her gate. Mwningine niliokota langata akiwa girls night out, akaniambia anaishi Phenom park. After dancing and grinding i had to drop her off. Tulifika kwake akanionyesha keja yake but akasema nipark mbele kiasi. Dry fry ikatamba.