Remember when i told you that i dont sleep with women (or men for homo @Web Dev sake) from the time I am called to the interview till a day after the interview?
Well, my girl just showed up. Uninvited.
Anajikalisha kalisha tu hapa
Fuck! nishaanza kujam
sijaelewa hii ushoga yako nimeingilia wapi.
An unapenda kujam
Phewx!
Ashaenda
No its the other way, watu wanapenda kunijamisha
ni jam unapenda…
No ni the other way round
Wanapenda ni jam
si ujaribu marmalade saa zingine…
nishawahi
wamama laden wanakuanga poa, irrespective kama ni kifua au gwede
^hio wamama laden ni nini?
Ni wale wamebeba kama gari za miraa
aka marmalade
Umemtimizia hata yake, ama umwemshow atasortiwe na nyang’au nyingine?
I wouldnt care less
I come first
If i cater to her, al jinx my aspiration
Hii ni jinga ya ukweli, kamua mtu serre.
Wasontakia mema nawaona
The best way way to annihilate anxiety before any kind of interview whatsoever be it a job etc…is SEX
it’s a new breed of pack animal otherwise known as breasts of burden or THAT ASS!!
Scrotum kamua huyo mwoman. Kesho utakuwa relaxed ka fucken. All the interviews I’ve aced I was either DFing or getting high the night before. And I’ve never failed an interview. I’m what you’d call an itinerant professional
fixed
The current job I hold, I went to the interview with a killer hangover, but I iced it.