Women and Cars

Recently I launched my brad new British machine, but I don’t have peace at all, women and girls are allover me, ata wife nimeona ameanza kunotice…Do women see big and good vehicles as a sign of masculinity…

Gari = money

Hivo ndio akili ya mwanamke hufikiria.

In the meantime, Kuna elder amekesha usiku nje akiwaza where to park his brand new car. 20230331_183601.jpg

Sketch ya machine iko?

Kuna dem fulani wa University, alikuwa ananiambia ati tuwende roadtrip ati huko TZ, nikajiuliza huyu msichana anajua kufuel gari mpaka huko ni how much…Mimi mambo ya roadtrip nimeachia vijana kama @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

ndio hii size yako

[MEDIA=twitter]1649849747098705921[/MEDIA]

Figsed

Mbisha ya Mathe karua akiwa kwa Ben ten umetoa wapi :smiley:

mtu wa 41 years ndio unaita kijana? @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!! ako na Honda CRV lakini bado kwa simu ako na TAGGED and TINDER premium where he fishe sfor local lanye at Ruiru and hoping they are naive campus student

hii ni mali safi ya @engiti huoni anakula managu na sagaa ndio mechi ianze

Safsana mkuu

:D:D:D

Unless you are very alert and positioning yourself in places where ‘hungry’ women will notice you, eg bars and church parking; that’s not usually the case. Nunua gari, tokanga home 5.30am ukapark basement ya ofisi tao, then unatoka hapo 6pm ish unaenda straight to your home parking. Do that 1 year and the only woman who will ever notice your car is your wife.

1 Like

are you in your 30’s?

You are a very wise man…

Got a Ford Ranger basic zero mileage zikiwa super cheap apo cmc in 2017. The feeling madame waupata wakishika handle wakanyage side step ndio aingie kwa iyo gari ni a sight to behold. In the three years I owned it I could get girls to literally do whatever I wanted.

Women cant tell the difference between a base model A3 and a fully loaded RS6. The only people who salivate about a masine are fellow men/car nerds so either unadanganya or you are gay

Late 30’s

bang as many of those chics as you can. Just make sure to pull out.

Don’t be like @mikel who spent his thirties consorting with smelly prostitutes.

Hata mbisha ya tyre

Get class