My ex had this controlling habit of always asking for my phone when I’m driving. “Your phone has better music,” she would say. “What’s the password?” would follow. This is where my heart starts pacing because I’m not sure whether to say “No” and self-incriminate or say “Yes” and get into trouble because she will definitely go through my messages…she’d always be like, “Aki sisomi text zako, ni ngoma natafuta.” The last time I saw her she’d seen that text to my bro saying how she was a crazy, controlling B**** like nefermatities @Nefertities
Fast forward to current gf, I learnt my lesson and realized to gain a woman’s trust, she must have access to your phone. Whenever I’ve delete all incriminating messages and pictures on my phone, I’ll be like “babes, shika simu yangu weka ngoma kuna mix fulani nimedownload…password ni 1234”. Once she’s done, you can update to a new password and repeat routine in another few weeks or so.
It’s all a friggin game.
hehe Simu yangu na wallet haiangaliwi kabisa. Tumekosana na wengi due to this stand coz I never look at theirs, ever! hata akiwacha simu yake kwa meza iko upside down then it starts ringing while she is in the loo I wont turn it over to see who is calling will just tell her akirudi alikua na simu. Why is it so difficult to respect personal space? eish
[ATTACH=full]31295[/ATTACH]
Wachana na mpango wa KANDO wewe Waiganjo!
Womans ni nini sasa.
then hujawai penda mtu ile kabisaa
Sasa hii ndio mimi huita Upu__
maybe but I like knowing that my partner may be having options out there but she chooses to be with me as in she is not with me since I am following her around and sniffing around her like a Dog. But I have been told before I am unconventional
Ukishikwa shikamana
I realized recently that bitches noticed conversation with best friends have our summarized life… like bitch i was fucking last week, one am hunting this week, the maid i cant resist spanking and mama mboga who have libido high than her ego. Last year i had an import go through my texts and on third day of her stay i had narrated to fellow dude how she was poor in bed, a bore and mshamba. At the end of it all nikamalizia na vile nataka aende niite wife. She ended up overstaying. kumbe the bitch read my messages. She came to tell me about it next time i wanted a rematch time ya dry spell, told her off.!
kuna madame in my past hata wangelala pale kencom waambie raiyaa ipange line ikule singejali. yaani feelings hazikua that deep. lakini my wife lazima i stay on top of things. pun unintended. fisis are real and they walk among us. sio lazima usniff saana but keeping tabs ni muhimu usilee watoi wa kimtu kinashinda bar na wewe unatafuta tu
I get you
Brother, kwani you drive a tuk tuk?
Siku hizi ata boda huwa na ngoma.
stress tupu being single and free isn’t bad.
zii bro, nikiconnect simu na bluetooth ya gari. Ushaisikia kitu kama hiyo?
dawa niku erase all videos and music from your personal fone na unatoa apps zote za games…make your phone boring…
Na ni muhimu telegram iwe na password
password lazima juu iyo group ya @uwesmake inaweza fanya upewe divorce iyo siku
unaekanga ile app lock then set it in a way mtu akijaribu kuopen anything inasema “application closed unexpectedly”
so your phone and wallet are ‘personal space’ but your dick isn’t? Hiyo anaeza shika shika? SMH