With Dry spell from jail -TBT

By @Jirani.

This was a while back nikiwa 254. We used to hang out in a certain vaite’s veve (khat) kibanda cum wines and spirits. Those days mututho laws were not active. We normally used to hang out there over the weekends. The kibanda was next to a popular club which i won’t mention coz of security reasons. Guys would come to these vibandas (ilikuwa similar to pewa street) and quench their thirst wanakunywa makali alafu wanaenda club kuserereka since beer was expensive kwa club.

These vibandas pia ilikuw imejaa malaya…becoz their trading place was not far away from these vibandas…walikuwa mapoko wa roadi. Anyway one time a mrume was fungwad jela (sijui what he had done)…

FFWD. 3 months later mrume is released…we fika kibanda we pata Paulo (that was his name) was just fresh out of jail. His fellow vaites are showering him with miraa, fombe makali and all kind of gifts etc. Ati wanampa pole.

Kidogo he utters something in kimeru tht makes the merians pale burst out in laughter. kumbe jmaa had told them ako na dry spell. Kulikuwa na poko wawili there. One was luo and the other a kiuk. Jamaa told his warume to negotiate with the luo chic since alikuwa na mwili slim and petite. Negotiation was done…now where to have the sex…kumbe that kibanda has a small enclosure pale nyuma where the vaite (owners) used to sleep. Yaani u pass thru a small door unaenda nyuma.kumbuka kibanda is mabati and mbao,…so hata mtu akiwa ile side ingine u can hear them.

Si wame enda na poko jaluo…guys were like huyo atamaliza in two minutes juu ile njaa anayo…atamwaga haraka…wueh wacha action ianze. It started from soft moans mdogo mdogo tuu. kumbe ni gari ilikuwa inapigwa reverse gear itoke parking…sasa imeshatoka…imeingia main highway…wueh. …twende kazi…pokoste is screaming like ile mbaya…tuka ongeza sauti ya reggae to neuralize the makelele. Kumbe hizo ma reggae ndio sina patia mrume syke…kitanda ishaanza ku complain from the creaking sound it was making…mwenye kibanda shouted usinivunjie kitanda Paulo…silence!!

kumbe hio silence ilikuwa ni kuamisha mwoman from bed to floor. Waaaaa now the real screaming ikaanza. The other poko who was with us shouted “Woiye usiniulie beshte wangu Paulo”…kupigia mbuzi guitar…miti miti like a nonsense…sijui mwoman alipata wapi mwanya akaji release from the belly of the beast (paulo) and came out while still dressing …she was like eeeeeeeh kwani huyu mtu alikuwa jela?? saizo her hair has bn messed up mbaya…make up pia imeharibiwa…asks her friend ebu nipatie mirror kwa hand bag and make up niji tengeneze…while she is making her self she is like kwani huyu mtu amekuwa jela…sijawai ona mwanaume ana njaa hivyo na hata hamwagi. Paulo comes out…mrume siuwache nimalize tuu…ntaongeza…sitaki mambo yako tena and she walked away wth her buddy.

Wacha nipige shower wakubwa …nakutana na ule mwoman 1900hrs…saizi ni 17.30…wish me luck

Weka hii hekaya kwa ile thread yangu hapo juu kabla niiweke

What lingo is this,and how old are you sir?

This is funny

What a coincidence, perhaps I knew that guy by the name Paul Mboroki
the exact words were; "baite inkwigua kûbandana" :smiley:

that was a story only a homosexual would tell , why should a straight guy be narrating how a stranger phucked a woman vifiam, hizo ni story wamama yafaa waonge , homosexuals or tight friends about themselves being the main actors not strangers

@Panyaste★ = homosexual infact 90% of his threads have homo vibes with 95% male semi nude pics

Hekaya moja swafi ya @Jirani ndio nilipatana nayo hapa ktalk nlikuwa shughuli kwa net Na hivo ndio nkawa mwana kijiji. Hizo
Hekaya zikam…Kwanza Ile yake ni ki sugar mummy Fulani nlicheki saidi ya mno

I swear it really pisses me off

MUTABARUKA (only one M in the dub poet’s name).