WITCHCRAFT IS REAL

Mimi tangu nikue mdogo nimeona visanga vingi sana vimesababishwa na urogi aka uchawi… Case in point area za Mlangooo… Io area kuna a traffic police woman who had this habit of kuvuruta matatu fulani ady kwa station… Mama alikanywa hakuskia, mki-sea, who was the owner seek a way to avenge na akamrogesha the cop, mama was hospitalized barely a week after the uchawi, died after a few days in the hospital… The autopsy wasn’t able to detect the cause of death…

Anaa guy, traffic cop pia but this time a dude pia alirogwa, guy is now a chizzy, akili pungwani, roams the streets like a chokosh…

Dunia ni mviringo mfanyie mwenzako mema otherwise wengine wetu tutakuroga o_O

ION this (:cool:) is the best emoticon there is around here, we’re moving to 2016 tafasare toa hizi upus zingine, especially this one :confused:, who tf does that???

Mtu aandike upus apa ataniambia kama ni mama…

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U-pussy.

upussy

Witchcraft was demystified by one Inspekta MSA in kisima cha Nginingi.

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Upussy, raila angeroga kibaki ama uhuru kitambo. Kumbaff kijana mjinga.

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Uchawi ni simple minds trying to explain works/freaks of nature.
Am 100% sure the woman would have died even without the mathree owners pang’ang’a za uchawi.
Simply put her time was up!!

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Urogi ni zile vitu hawa ma offisa huona wakiwa job. You wake up in tje morning and the city roads are clear on a sunday morning. What you dont know is that some drunk idiot tried and failed make uhuru highway a straight line the previous night. Who removes the dead and dying from the wreckage?? The cops. Then you expect the same guy to tell you ‘ni sawa tu’ when he finds you overlapping.

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Police officer Detected!!
hekaya za @Purr_27 za mashetani ndio amekataa kutupea kabisa
na watu hukula nyasi je?? pia wakati wao wa kukula nyasi umefika??:smiley:

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U nailed it.

upusss

Upus, usinitukane umesema MTU akiandika atakwambia kama yeye ni:rolleyes: mama ,yes Mimi ni mama.:oops:

Labda a

amewaroga already alafu wao -uhunye na kibaki- wako ma wachawi wanoma kuliko was rao, hehehehe

Ile uchawi naamini poisoning tu hiyo ingine ni panganga tu,so you still supersticiously believe that a fellow human being can do extra ordinary things like turning you into a chicken?

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Nkiandika upussy utaniroga?

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Na ya TV kukwama kwa mgongo ya mwizi, is there logical explanation?

Maragoli waliroga dada yangu kina nyam.

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Nimekuja kuwaroga!!! Nimekuja kuwashhh…ika.

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Couldn’t have said it better.

mohammed said abdallah

I feel you bro. Uchawi ni real. I better stay in Homs-Syria than Nyamataro-Kisii.

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